Rachel Berry If two months ago someone said to me that I would be hanging out with N. , Puckerman and Santana Lopez, I would have laughed hysterically. And yet...

Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray like this.

Artie Abrams Not to mention dating one of them. And the funny thing is, the one isn't even the boy...

Kurt Hummel likes this.

N. Puckerman you're our girl now, rach (;

Rachel Berry Noah, that almost would have been sweet if it weren't for the winky face after it. And Artie, we're not dating.

Santana Lopez We r not dating. Rachie is just my F.B.W.I.A.L.M.B.V.W.H.O.A.G.O.S.S.T.D.B.W.A.J.R.G.F.A.I.L.H.A.S.H.B.O.I.T.S.W.N.T.F.W.

Quinn Fabray uh... what?

Rachel Berry "F*ck Buddy who is a little more because we hang out and go on stuff similar to dates but we are just really good friends and I love her and she's hot but only in the sex way not the feelings way."

Kurt Hummel ...is that something u guys talked about beforehand?

Rachel Berry No.

Mike Chang ...wow. Sounds like u know her pretty well.

Brittany Pierce i'm glad rachie and San r friends now. i love them bothhh 3333!

Santana Lopez can we kill the sap fest here? pleasee.

Finn Hudson wow, rachel. nvr pegge threesome type of girl.

Mercedes Jones White boy, if you don't shut the fuck up, I will cut you.

Santana Lopez, Sam Evans, and 6 others like this.

glee

N. Puckerman is totallly having eyesex with Santana Lopez's girlfriend while she's IN. THE. ROOM. Fuck yeah, I'm a BAMF.

Quinn Fabray ...ew.

Santana Lopez you can have all the eyesex you want. who's has two thumbs and is gonna be making her scream my name after you leave? this girl.

Brittany Pierce two thumbs? wat r u talking about, san?

Santana Lopez nothing, Britt. just... nothing.

Rachel Berry NOAH. ELIJAH. PUCKERMAN. We were not having eye sex or any sort of intercourse at all! Take this status down immediately.

Mike Chang wchhh.

N. Puckerman the fuck was that, Mr. Miagi?

Mike Chang sound of rachel's whip.

N. Puckerman u think i'm whipped by crazy ass Berry? chink, PLEASE.

Santana Lopez which is why you totally just ran out to go buy her a chocolate milkshake even though what she actually said was "I really want a chocolate milkshake- too bad I'm a vegan." and you didn't even hear that part. riiiiiight... you're not whipped.

Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford, and 4 others like this.

N. Puckerman fuck off, all of you...

glee

Message (1)

To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

Subject: Rachel

puckerman, when r u gonna getchya ass in gear and get up on berry? she was all OVER me once you left, cuz of how worked up she was. she wants you bad.

Message (1)

To: Santana Lopez

From: N. Puckerman

Subject: Re: Rachel

U know it's not that easy, lopez. Rach isn't just some hit n quit. she wants romance n some shit like that. not stuff i can just give her.

and shut the fuck up. unless ur gonna lemme join, i do NOT want to hear about u and berry's sex life.

Message (1)

To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

Subject: re:re:Rachel

the hell it's not! u know she wants you and you want her for more than just sex. just make a goddamn move already, jesus!

and r u sure? cuz rach has come up with a quite an interesting use of a slushy... (; (; (;

Message (1)

To: Santana Lopez

From: N. Puckerman

Subject: re:re:re:Rachel

cocktease.

Message (1)

To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

Subject re:re:re:re:Rachel

Pussy.

Message (1)

To: Santana Lopez

From: N. Puckerman

Subject: re:re:re:re:re:Rachel

Slut.

Message (1)

To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

Subject re:re:re:re:re:re:Rachel

Man-whore.

Message (1)

To: Santana Lopez

From: N. Puckerman

Subject: re:re:re:re:re:re:re:Rachel

Krispy Kreme run in like... an hr?

Message (1)

To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

Subject re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:Rachel

Definitley.

A/N: So, I still have a lot more I want to do with this, so the next chapter will still be related. Then they'll start getting to be one-shots. It's just a lot I want to do with this, and when in fb format, it all gets like aigfhdsakghsdkg. So, REVIEW PEOPLE! THEY MEAN THE WOOORLD.

AND DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE PUCKTANA FRIENDSHIP? i love it 3

oh and hellz no, glee isn't mine.