Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry Listen, Rach... i'm srry abt the way i've been acting. it was uncalled for. i guess i was just... bitter or watever. friends?

Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson Oh, Finn! That means so much to me! Of course I will be friends with you! I really do love you Finn, just not like that. However, I enjoy spending time with you.

Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry im glad :D so... wanna go mini-golfing tm? ya know, as friends.

Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson Of course! I woud love to.

Santana Lopez *dislike*

N. Puckerman *double dislike*

Glee

Message (1)

To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

Puckerman! do you understand wat get ur ass in gear means? Rach is goin mini-golfing w. Hudson tm!

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To: Santana Lopez

From: N. Puckerman

they said it was just as friends...

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To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

OH, bullFUCKINGshit. You know that Finn will turn on the charm and rach will naively fall back into his arms. she loves that sappy shit. they dated for a while and she was in love with him for even longer. she can't turn off feelings that easily.

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To: Santana Lopez

From: N. Puckerman

idk, san. maybe it's for the best. i mean, maybe finn's the rite guy for her...

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To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

THE HELL HE IS! Let's review: he kissed her while he was dating Quinn, then ran away. he kissed her just to get her back into glee so he could get a scholarship. he chose football over her. he dumped her to go on a date with me and britt. he never stood up for her. he was a total SHIT of a boyfriend. but u? u always stand up for her, u chose her over football, u protect her, u make her laugh, ur PERFECT for her. i mean srsly, u two are fucking soulmates.

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To: Santana Lopez

From: N. Puckerman

lmao, damn, san. who knew u were such a sap?

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To: N. Puckerman

From: Santana Lopez

oh what the fuck ever, fuckerman. just get ur girl.

glee

Rachel Berry Going mini-golfing with Finn Hudson tonight!

Finn Hudson likes this.

glee

Finn Hudson lil creeped out. some truck has been following rach and i for like... 30 min. via facebook mobile

Santana Lopez likes this.

glee

Rachel Berry to N. Puckerman Hey, Noah, where are you? via facebook mobile.

N. Puckerman to Rachel Berry seven-eleven, y? via facebook mobile.

Rachel Berry to N. Puckerman Some truck has been following Finn and I all night long. We hoped it was you, but if it's not then... I'm a bit frightened. via facebook mobile.

glee

Finn Hudson well, that was... awkward.

glee

Rachel Berry I am so enraged!

Mercedes Jones what happened?

Rachel Berry I-i wouldn't even know where to start!

Tina Cohen-Chang ...the beginning?

Rachel Berry Noah followed Finn and I around all night, then once we were finally at the mini-golf place, he got out, and gave me this huge monologue professing his love for me!

Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez, and 23 others like this.

Sam Evans get it, Puck!

Mercedes Jones this is a bad thing... why?

Rachel Berry Uh, well, it just... I mean.. It just is!

Kurt Hummel Oh, diva, you got it baaaad.

glee

N. Puckerman to Rachel Berry Come on, babe. talk to me. I'm sorry. just... watever ur mad at me for, i'm sorry. just talk to me!

glee

N. Puckerman what sound does a rock make when it hits against a window?

Matt Rutherford uh... click?

glee

N. Puckerman to Rachel Berry click. click. click. click.

glee

Rachel Berry and N. Puckerman are in a relationship.

Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Mike Chang, and 49 others like this.

Santana Lopez fuckin' finally!

Artie Abrahms Tina, you owe me forty bucks.

Tina Cohen- Chang Dammit, Rach! You couldn't have just waited until tomorrow morning?

N. Puckerman I used my skeeeeeeeelz. my BADASS skeeeeeeeelz.

Rachel Berry If by "skeeeeeeeeeelz" you mean serenaded me outside of my window with a song you wrote yourself, and then proceeded to tell me everything you loved about me and the future you could see us having. Then yes, you posess "skeeeeeeeeeeeelz".

Mike Chang wccch.

N. Puckerman shut up, chang.

glee

N. Puckerman I just had sex, hey, and it felt so good. A woman let me put my penis inside of her.

Mike Chang, Sam Evans, and 9 others like this.

Rachel Berry NOAH ELIJAH PUCKERMAN, I cannot believe you! What we just shared was intimate and special and the fact that you would post about it like some trashy hook up makes me feel very hurt.

Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, and 103 others like this.

Mike Chang uh, rach... it's a song.

Rachel Berry what?

Quinn Fabray ha, nice going, rach. you just ousted yourself. don't bother deleting it. everyone's seen it by now.

Rachel Berry But... NOAH PUCKERMAN! YOU TRICKED ME INTO SAYING THAT WE JUST HAD SEX! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU EVEN MORE!

N. Puckerman whaaaat? little old me? now come on, babe. I'm not that smart. (;

Rachel Berry two words: CUT. OFF.

N. Puckerman OH COME ON! DON'T BE LIKE THAT! my hot little jew american princess, no!

Rachel Berry cut. off.

N. Puckerman well, fuck.

a/n: well, there you have it! sorry for the late update. i've been busy working on other things. this is the last related facebook one. the next will all be unrelated vignettes. i hope you liked it. REVIEW!