A/N: Prompt from an anon; "Wait, what do you mean you two are already married?" Thanks!

Santana raised her eyebrows. "What does it sound like, Celine?"

Mercedes sputtered. "What?"

"What are you thinking?" Leaning back into Santana, Rachel smiled, burying herself into her arms.


"Vegas." Santana shrugged, kissing the top of Rachel's head. "After the last 'Nude Erections' competition. Remember?"

Mercedes mouthed, 'Last competition.' She shook herself. "Actual, legal, marriage?"

"Yes." Rachel nodded. She beamed. "We took advantage."

Santana smirked. "So advantage. At midnight. The City That Never Sleeps…"

Raising her hand, Mercedes opened her mouth, paused, then deflated and shook her head. "I… Really don't want to know, do I?"

Santana laughed. "Your loss."