1Gingerbread
A/N: Hi! Sorry this is really late, but its here now! YAY! The last part of 'cake, pandas and rabid fangirls' This is going to be my last crack-fic for a while, so, enjoy!
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L and Light are standing outside the task force building.
L:I have cake! :-D
Light:I think I speak for everyone when I say; I don't care!
L:But, Light, cake fixes everything!
Light: Well, then, make it fix this! *Points to the task force building*
L:But there is nothing to be fixed.
Light:It...It's made of GINGERBREAD!
L:So, what is the problem here.
Light: The problem is, we cannot work in a building made of gingerbread!
L:Well... *Gets cut of*
Random girl 1:YAY CAKE!
Random girl 2:I like cake!
Light:Wh..who are y...
Random girl 2: *Hits Light with a Pineapple*
Light: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
Random girl 1: Because you should respect your elders.
Light: I'M OLDER THAN YOU!
Random girls 1 & 2: Bye! *Disappears in a cloud of pink, shiny smoke*
Light:Okay...
L:Ke!
Light: Why did you say ke, dare I ask?
L:Because, after okay, it sounds like 'cake'!
Light: YOUR OBSESSED!
L:And you are Kira.
Light: I AM NOT KIRA!
L: *Mutters* Just keep telling yourself that, Kira-kun
Light: *Face palms* What are we going to do about the gingerbread building?
L: *smiles* Well...
Light: ...and no, we can't eat it.
L:I'm going to call...
Light: ...A builder?
L: *pulls out phone* *dramatic voice* A BAKER! *Lightning* DUN DUUN DUUUUUNNNN!
Light: On moment please. *Hits his head repeatedly on a gingerbread wall*
L: *On the phone* Yes, its me, we have a gingerbread building here... Well, I suggested that but it looks like we can't eat it... Okay 5 minutes... Yes please, the usual.
Light: I don't see *bonk* how a baker *bonk* can fix *bonk* this *bonk*.
L:Light, stop that, you'll just loose brain cells.
Light: My brain has already turned to mush, due to past events.
L: *brings his thumb to his mouth* What pasta events?
Light: *Confuzled* Pasta events?
L:Yes, Light-kun, haven't you herd of pasta events before?
Light: Anyway... Don't you remember the supermarket, with the fangirls; Or the park, with the fish?
L: That hasn't happened yet.
Light: But it was written ages ago!
L:But, this is a prequil, therefore, we haven't experienced those events yet.
Light: Then, why can we remember them?
L:We can't.
Light: Then... what are we talking about?
L:I don't know D-:
Light:Umm... Where is everyone?
L:The author forgot/was to lazy to include them.
Light:Oh...
Aizawa: That was mean. :'-(
Soichiro:Just forget about it Aizawa, your not important enough.
Aizawa: Says you!
Near: Says me!
Matsuda: Yeah, says the sheep.
Aizawa: *takes an apple from his afro and attacks Matsuda with it*
Matsuda: Arrrrrgh!
*Apple disappears as if being eaten*
Near: O.O
Matsuda: Aizawa! You scared the sheep!
Near: Baa! *runs away*
Baker: Hi!
L: Hi!
Baker:So, what seems to be the problem here?
Light:*sarcastic* Oh, nothing to big, not surprising you don't see the GIANT GINGERBREAD BUILDING!
Baker: I know, they are just to anyway, I have an order of choc chip cook...
L:MINE! *Grabs cookies*
Baker: Okay, this will cost lots to fix.
L:Good job I'm rich! :-3
Misa: I thought your name was Ryuuzaki.
Random To-oh student: Nope, its Hideki Ryuga.
Matsuda: I thought you were L.
Aizawa: *steals L's cookie and hits Matsuda with it*
Light:Oh, just stay in the background! :-(
L:Kira-kun is angry.
Light: I. AM. NOT. KIRA!
L: *Reaches in his pocket to get money* *smiles*
Light: What... is it.
L: My money...
Light: ...yes...
L:Has turned into strawberries! :-D *noms on strawberries*
Light:Nooooooo! We neep that money to fix the task force building!
L: *mouth ful of strawberries* ut it o umy (but its so yummy)
*eats strawberries*
Baker:No money, no ! *Gets beemed up by alians*
L: What now, Light-chan.
Light: I don't... Wait!
L:I wuv you! :-3
Light:...
L: Do you wuv me back?
Light:...
L: Light-chan...?
Light: ... I hate my life.
CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE
Light:Ryuuzaki.
L:Yes.
Light:I hate you.
L: :-3 wuv you to!
Light *sigh*
L:...
Light:Why?
L: Because your fit!
Light:No, I mean why, out of all places, do you force me to work in a supermarket! Even though that is true!
L:I didn't force you.
Light: Right, your handcuffs did!
L:No, the author did.
Light: I don't like the author.
Author: :'-C
L:That was mean! She favours me! I won't be surprised if everyone starts falling in love with me and start acting ooc. :-3
Light: *points at L* OMG, A GARY-STU!
L:*Gets stuck be lightning and hit with cherry pie*
Light: Never mind.
L:...
Light:...
L:KABLOO-EY!
Light: o.O
L:BOOM!
Light: WHAT THE...
L:BANG!
Light: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
L:I is a cannon character.
Light: I don't think it means the kind of cannon that exp...
L:KABLAM-O!
Light: Okay then...
A green elf, 14cm tall jumps in front of Light and L.
L:So cute! :-3
Elf:I'm your boss!
L:Still cute!
Light: Are you sugar high?
L:Yes, yes I am.
Light:Well, that explains a lot.
Elf/boss:Okay, you two can work at the tills.
L:Is the money strawberries?
Elf/boss:No!
L: :-(
Elf/boss:Don't eat the money!
L:I...wasn't going to.
Light:Yes you were!
L:I know.
L and Light go to the tills.
L:*staring at customers, expressionless* ...
Little girl: I'm scared!
Mom: Me two, hunny. Just don't make eye contact. *Takes child and runs away*
Elf/boss: Try to be more friendly! :-(
L: How?
Elf/boss: Smile... um... talk a little.
A teenage girl comes over to L's till.
L: *Pedo smile* Hello little girl.
Teenager: *Runs away* *screaming* PERVERT!
L: I'm a ... pervert?
Light: Yes.
L: *shouts* AM NOT!
Light: O.O
L:Sorry, but you have no idea how horrible it is being called something immoral, even though you know your not him.
Light: -_-
Elf/boss: Strange panda-monkey man...
Panda-monkey: Eek (yes?)
Light: Who are you?
Panda-monkey: eek, ook ook, eek! (a creepy cross-breed between a panda and a monkey)
L: I think he's coming on to you, light.
Light: I'm scared O.o
Panda-monkey: Eek eeky, ook ook? (are they always like this?)
Elf/boss: Yes, yes they are.
Panda-monkey noms on bamboo and walks away.
Elf/boss: Rue Ryuuzaki.
BB: Yes.
Elf/boss: Oh, COME ON! :-(
Light: THERE'S TWO OF YOU! *faints*
Elf/boss: Leave please.
L: :-( Oka...
Elf/boss: NOT YOU!
BB: Do I get jam if I do?
Elf/boss: I have blueber...
BB: YOU INSULT ME! *Disappears leaving a strawberry jam puddle*
L:... And he almost defeated me.
Elf/boss: *sighs* You! *Points at L*
L: Yes.
Elf/boss: *Holds out Panda costume* Put this on.
L: No.
Elf/boss: Fine then! ELF POWERS! *Magic puff of blue smoke appears round L*
Light: *getting up* What did I miss?
L: *wearing Panda costume* Why a panda costume?
Light: Talking... panda? *Faints again*
L: Fainting... that must be a distraction so I think your not kira, up 5%.
Light: *gets up* Your just making them up now!
L: Up 10% for being so defensive.
Light: D-:
Elf/boss: Just go to your tills!
L and light went to there tills. Light was serving custermers until a certain girl with a certain cake came.
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