"Skulduggery?"

"Yes, Valkyrie?"

"You know the way you love me?"

"Yes, I vaguely remember, why?"

"Well, the Chinese new year parade me and Tanith went to has ended."

"Hmmm?"

"And we just missed our bus."

"Ah."

"And the next one isn't going to come for, like, an hour."

"I see."

"Can you pick us up?"

"You do realise that it would be easier to just wait for the bus, don't you?"

"Yes but, we're calling from a really nice restaurant with really nice central heating...and a really fit waiter has just offered us free drinks."

"I suppose I haven't got a choice then."

"No, you haven't."

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TRUE STORY! That is exactly what I got up to last night xD And I would of QUITE happily of stayed a the Cafe Rouge with the incredibly hot waiter who gave me and my friend tea.