Kinda boring, but it's only the first chapter. Don't worry, It'll get better.

But I'm got impatient with this chapter and I wanted to give you guys something so I'm posting it like it is.

Enjoy as much as possible I guess.

I don't own Naruto.

I sighed loudly as I threw myself on Itachi's bed. After a day of reuniting with the crazy ten people I loved oh so much, I was worn out.

That didn't stop me from creeping on Itachi though. I love doing that.

"Is it bad that I feel like a winner because now I get to sleep with you in your bed?" I asked, giving the stoic Uchiha a suggestive smirk and eyebrow-wiggle.

He chuckled and discarded his cloak as he made his way towards the bed. "Not at all. In fact, I rather glad you feel that way. Because I share the same feelings."

"I hate the fact that you're so fucking hot, Itachi." I pouted. "I won't be able to control myself forever. As perverted as that sounds…" He smirked at that and reached the edge of the bed. He crawled onto it and to me, crawling over me to hover.

"Who said you had to control yourself?" He questioned, kissing me.

Cue jaw drop!

Oh he was just too fucking sexy for his own good!

"How in the world did I ever get so damn lucky?" I demanded between his kisses. He chuckled and rolled to the bed beside me, pulling me into a loving embrace.

"I ask myself that question every time I look at you." He whispered.

"Awe!" I awed. "It's so cute!" I latched onto him. "It's a pity Kisame can't join this love fest though. My inner fangirl totally died from disappointment when I found out you partners don't share rooms."

He rolled his eyes. "My apologies."

"Oh well. That just gives us more privacy." I shrugged, nuzzling into his neck. "I get to do all sorts of perverted things to you and no one can come and save you."

He smiled and kissed me before hugging me tighter. "If it makes you feel any better, Kisame's room is connected to mine."

"Yes!" I cheered with slight enthusiasm. I stifled a yawn. "I'm just glad I have you guys back. I was like a zombie without my weasel."

Itachi kissed me again. "I was lost without you, Alice. I'm overjoyed to have you back in my arms. I missed you beyond belief." I smiled and kissed him before replying with the same.

He smiled at my second yawn. "I think it's time for bed, Alice."

"Awe, no sexy time?" I questioned with a mock pout.

His eyebrows rose and he gave me an extremely seductive look. The weird thing is, I'm entirely sure he meant it. "I don't think you have enough energy for that right now."

My jaw dropped again. "Oh my Jashin…! You're a pervert!" I started laughing.

He chuckled and squeezed me. "Go to sleep Alice. You look tired."

"Chyeah." I scoffed. "Don't leave me, okay? I don't want to lose the love of my life again. Promise me you'll stay with me forever." There was no way I was losing him twice.

"I promise. I wouldn't dream of leaving you. For any reason." He whispered.

I smiled tiredly, suddenly fighting sleep. "Good."

I snuggled up to him as he extinguished the lights. "Good night Alice."

"Night 'Tachi." I muttered tiredly, nuzzling into him as we cuddled in his bed.

"I love you." He breathed in my ear.

"I love you more, bitch." I grumbled into his neck, kissing it before I passed out.

One thing that is going to piss me off about living with the Akatsuki: We have to wake up so fucking early its ridiculous! Pein enjoys torturing us. That asshole…

I felt something soft press against my lips. "Alice, it's time to wake up."

I grumbled about how sexy weasels were as I rolled over, trying to delay waking up.

"Wake up my love." A sexy voice said with a chuckle.

"Too tired." I retorted. I felt something soft and slightly wet press against the side of my neck. Kisses to the neck this early in the morning are so distracting!

"Alice, if you don't wake up, I'll force you to take a shower with me." The voice threatened. I scoffed. As if that was a threat.

I opened my eye to see it was Itachi. "Well if that's the case I definitely ain't getting up."

He chuckled. "Alice, please wake up."

I rolled onto my back, grabbing Itachi before I continued rolling, pinning him to the bed with me. "You go back to sleep. You're too sexy to be up this early."

"Alice, I have to get up. I want you to come with me. I don't want to leave you." Itachi pouted, kissing my face. It… was… so… CUTE!

I died a little on the inside.

Cuteness overload…

"You sir, are being OOC. Stop it!" I whined. I bit his nose. "I don't even have any clothes to change into or anything." My nose biting got rid of the pout.

"Was biting my nose necessary?" He questioned. I nodded stubbornly.

"You stupid, sexy weasel you. I'm not tired anymore!" I pouted, sitting up. "And by the way, you taste good."

He shook his head and sat up with me. "Seeing as you're not Zetsu, I suppose I should take that as a compliment and not be afraid for my life."

I laughed. "Yeah." I looked at him. "Alright, I'm up. Let's get rolling Mr. Sexy-pants."

"The names you come up with never cease to amaze me." He muttered, getting off the mattress before offering a hand to help me.

"Awe shucks." I said with a smirk. I took his hand and he pulled me from the bed and to the door. "Where are we off to?"

"Kitchen. It's my turn to make food." He stated.

"I'll make it!" I proposed.

He shook his head. "You just got here."

I scoffed. "Bitch please. The kitchen is my territory. Besides, it'll be just like old times. Let me make breakfast. You'll just have to teach me what is what because I don't know what kind of shit you guys eat here."

He chuckled. "Just make what you know how to."

"Yes sir." I saluted at him before I walked into the kitchen and paused, gawking around the room. "How the fuck do you work these appliances?"

"Prepare the food and I'll work the appliances, Alice." Itachi stated. "I'll teach you how as we do it."

"Deal." I smiled, throwing a hug on him. I got caught up in his cuteness and kissed him.

We both got caught up in the kiss.

"Oi, can't you two save that for your bedroom?" My second favorite voice asked. I broke away from Itachi to grin at Kisame.

"Good morning my most favorite shark." I sang.

He smirked and rumpled my hair. "Good morning, Alice." He threw himself into a chair at the table. "What's for breakfast?"

"Whatever I can make." I told him. I started snooping around the kitchen while Itachi and Kisame watched me. I found what seemed to be the ingredients for pancakes. So that is what I made. I set about preparing the batter.

"We're having pancakes." I announced to the two partners.

"Sounds good." Itachi commented. "I'll help you make them when you need me."

I nodded, humming to myself as I worked.

About twenty minutes later, Itachi and I had those pancakes ready and waiting.

"OI! YOU BITCHES GET YOUR ASSES IN THE KITCHEN SO YOU CAN EAT!" I shouted. Itachi and Kisame sighed and rolled their eyes at me.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALICE! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP!" Hidan shouted back. Oh hell no. I just made that ass food and he yells at me.

It was on.



I looked to Itachi. "Where is his room?"

He sighed and smiled at me. "It's down the hall, last door on the right." He instructed, pointing in the direction of the Jashinist's room.

"Yes!" I cheered, running out of the room towards Hidan's. I ran passed Kakuzu on my way there. He rolled his eyes at me as I sped by.

I kicked Hidan's door open and jumped on him. He was still lying in his bed, completely nude except for a pair of baggy shorts. He shouted in surprise when I attacked him.

I began biting his shoulder.

"You crazy bitch! Let the fuck go of me!" He yelled. He rolled over, knocking me off his person before he pinned me to the bed. I fought him without result, trying to get free.

"Hidan you're almost naked! Let me up!" I whined. I did not appreciate partially naked men that weren't Itachi hovering over/sitting on top of me.

"Like what you see?" He questioned with a smirk. "I can show you more if you'd fucking like. All you have to do is fucking ask."

I paused and stared at him flatly. "I'd rather eat dirt."

He scoffed and got off me. "You're fucking insane. I hope you know that."

"Yeah, because you have a lot of room to talk." I snapped before something caught my attention. "By the way, your scythe is awesome!" I ran to it and began gawking at it.

"Hell yeah it is." He said from somewhere behind me. Suddenly I was thrown over his shoulder as he carried me back to the kitchen. He tossed me to Kisame. "I think this fucking thing belongs to you."

Actually, I belong to Itachi. Get it right, Hidan.

"I have a name you asshole." I barked, cuddling into Kisame. "He's so mean, Kisame. He hurt my feelings." I pouted.

Kisame glared at Hidan. "What did you do to her?" Still as protective as always I see. Good to see he hasn't changed. He was perfect the way he is.

"I didn't fucking do nothing!" Hidan snapped. "She fucking attacked me and started biting me." I snickered when Kakuzu chuckled at his partner's expense.

Kisame looked to me for an explanation.

I grinned at him. "He tried to rape me. He was pretty much naked when he pinned me to the bed and started being perverted."

Kisame punched Hidan in the back of the head as the Jashinist scoffed and busied himself with the massive amounts of pancakes I made. Hidan swore under his breath at Kisame as he ate and nursed his now throbbing skull.

Kakuzu, Kisame, Itachi, Hidan, and Zetsu were devouring the pancakes with such rage and viciousness I could have sworn they had either been starved or they were teenagers.


A squeal ripped through the post-explosion silence. "Yippy! Explosions!" Kathryn's voice said from off in the distance. "You're so sexy when you blow things up!" I heard another squeal before something better happened.

"Damn it Brat! Stop blowing shit up so early in the damn mornings!" Sasori's very irritated voice scolded. "It's fucking annoying!"

"Does this happen often?" I asked, looking at Kisame whose lap I was still sitting in.

He sighed and nodded. "Every morning."

I laughed. "Shut up Sasori! Your voice is more annoying than the explosions!" I shouted. I grinned and waited for a retort.

I was awarded with a pissed off puppet marching into the kitchen to kill me.

"AH! Pinocchio is angry!" I whimpered, running away from Sasori to hide behind Itachi.

Sasori pointed at me. "I'll make sure you're in the line of fire the next time the brat decides to insult the world of art."

"Deidara makes puppets too?" I questioned, grinning at him.

Itachi glared at Sasori when he made to walk towards me and kill me. Sasori didn't challenge the sexy Uchiha. He settled for glaring at me from across the room until Kathryn and Deidara decided to join us.

"Morning guys!" Kathryn cheered, skipping in whilst clutching Deidara.

"Morning." A few responded while others grunted.

Kathryn frowned at the pancakes. "I didn't know you guys ate pancakes."

"Alice kindly made them for us." Kakuzu informed her.

"It's better than anyone else's cooking. No one other than Itachi or Tobi can cook." Zetsu added. "It's good that Alice is here to cook for us now."

Hidan laughed. "It's a fucking good thing you guys wanted to stay too." He pointed at Kathryn and I. I cocked my head to the side.

"Why?" I asked.

"We didn't bother to learn how to send you guys back if you didn't." He stated. "You guys are fucking stuck here."

I shrugged. "Works for me." I looked at Kathryn. "You don't mind do you?"

"As if I'd leave Deidara!" Kathryn said in an appalled tone, latching onto him as if someone was going to try and steal him. "You'd have to kill me."

Deidara chuckled. "I'd never let you leave, un."

Kathryn squealed. "It's so fucking cute!" She glomped him happily, bouncing all the while. She's so enthusiastic sometimes.

Breakfast went on without much more disturbances. I didn't even make Sasori want to kill me which was kind of a plus seeing as he was scarier in his world than he was in mine. I think it was a record. I couldn't threaten to turn them into kittens anymore so I had no means to get my way.


"AH!" I shouted, holding the most wonderful thing in the world other than Itachi. I was in his room, waiting for him to get out of the bathroom so I could go watch him train.

"Alice, what's wrong?" He demanded, suddenly at my side.

I held up my iPod. "My iPod came with me! I'm so happy!"

He sighed with relief. "Don't scare me like that, please. I thought someone was attacking you or something."

"Sorry sweetie." I said, hugging him. "I was happy though."

He kissed my head. "I'm glad."

"You're so cute." I told him seriously.

"Thank you." He said kindly. "You're beautiful."

I rolled my eyes at his cheesiness. "Yeah whatever. Let's go kick Kisame's ass." I suggested, jerking a thumb over my shoulder.

He smirked and nodded. "Let's go." He grabbed my hand and pulled me from the room, heading towards the training grounds or wherever the hell he was leading me. I didn't know. This place was fucking huge!

I was led outside to a large open valley hidden in the shadow of a mountain and a shit load of trees and hills. It was actually quite pretty. Despite the excessive rain…

I blame Pein.

"Where are we?" I questioned, gawking at the landscape.

"We're at our base in Ame." Itachi informed me. He kissed my cheek. "Stay here. Kisame and I are going to train now."

I nodded. "Yes my love."

"I love you." He said with a smile.

"I love you more." I told him.

He shook his head. "That is impossible, Alice."

"Obviously it's not because I do." I told him. "Now go train so I can win this argument."

He grabbed my again and kissed me full on the lips, dazing me with his sexiness instantly. I ogled at him when he pulled away.

"I love you more." Itachi said firmly before walking away. Damn him for getting the last word. Oh I was totally not losing this.

I would wait until he was vulnerable and then attack.

My opportunity came when he was extremely absorbed in fighting Kisame. The duo was locked in hand to hand combat, both getting really into it.

"ITACHI UCHIHA I FREAKING LOVE YOU THE MOST!" I declared. He and Kisame both paused in their fight to stop and look at me. I grinned at their confused expressions.

Kisame snickered and smirked at Itachi teasingly. "Well now."

"I love you as well Kisame." I assured him. "Very much so."

He shot a sharped-toothed grin at me. "I love you too Alice." I whooped.

Itachi sighed and wiped his hands together. "Alice, must I tell you again? I love you more." He said seriously.

"And I will tell you that you're insane because I clearly love you more." I snapped.

Itachi made to open his mouth and retort but was stopped by Kisame. "Okay, both of you knock it off. You're both so mushy it's getting weird." He snickered at Itachi's glare. "I think we're done for today ne, Itachi?"

Itachi sighed and nodded in agreement. "I agree, Kisame. We're done."

Suddenly I was being whisked away by a sexy Uchiha back into the base and through the hallways back to our now shared room. I didn't even register what happened until Itachi was kissing me passionately.

I could totally get used to this.

Oh I bet you could, Alice.


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