A/N: This is something I posted on the Dustfinger fan club thread on CFF, but with many people's suggestions, I decided to post my recent conversations with our favorite Inkworld character….da dum…...DUSTFINGER! Yes, some of this refers to things on the thread, but it's not enough to discourage anyone from reading it.
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Dustfinger, though I really, really wish I did! However, I DO own myself.
BEGIN RECORDED TAPE:
Oh no, Dusty is glaring over at me.
Me: What is it, Dustfinger?
Dusty: Stop calling me Dusty on your thread!
Me: Why?
Dusty: 'Cause it makes it sound like I'm you're pet or something! And you're still doing it!
Me: But it's soo much easier to type Dusty than Dustfinger!
Dusty: I. Don't. Care. STOP CALLING ME DUSTY!
Me: But I don't call you Dusty, Dustfinger. I'm just typing it!
Dusty: OH WELL! JUST PROMISE THAT YOU'LL NEVER CALL ME DUSTY!
Me: Oh yes, believe me, I don't wanna mess with fire.
(Dusty leaves room)
Me: Phew, at least I got THAT sorted out Maybe I WILL call him Dusty when he annoys me.
Dusty (shouting from the other room): I heard that!