This is my first fanfic and maybe the worst one ever but I hope you all enjoying it :)

Most of the story were take from Kung Fu Panda.


Let's me tell you a touching story.

There was Legend tells of a legendary warrior. His jarate skills were the stuff of LEGEND.

He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.

Then one day at the random server at lunchtime,

"I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew, ON MY FIST!"

The Warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.

Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.

"Enough Talk. Lets Fight!" JaShabooey!

He was so deadly in fact, that His enemies would be blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!

Random idle and some nine years old kid,

"My eyes!"

"He´s too awesome!"

Some random new player,

"and attractive"

"How can we repay you?"

Jarate guy,

"There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness."

Jablooey!

It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity.

Never before had He been so fared!..

And so Loved...

Even the most heroic in TF2, the Pros Player,

bowed in respedt to this great master.

Aim Bot guy,

"We should hang out"

Jarate guy,

"...Agreed"

But hanging out would have to wait.

Because when you´re facing the 10,000 Rage Players of Hats of Doom,

there´s only one thing that matters and that´s!


Hey!

Get up!

!?

You´ll be later for school!

what?...

"Aww... Mom!"