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"Naruto saw me naked...naked…naked" she thought, and promptly stopped breathing for 38 seconds.

"Hinata? Hinata? Are you alright? Do you have a fever?"

Hinata gazed stupidly into a loud mouthed face as she came round. His face was so close to hers…so close…so close…

"Hey! Hinata!"

"Na..Naruto-kun…" Hinata felt her cheeks rapidly heat under his scutiny.

"Oh good," Naruto grinned in relief, "she's fine."

"Naruto was concerned about me…concerned…concerned…" Hinata's dazzled mind whispered.

"Ahh! Kiba! Yeah! I was saying, I saw this really beautiful naked lady you know? Whenever she lifted her arms, water droplets sparkled into the moonlit sky! Like this!" Naruto turned his attention back to Kiba gestured his arms wildly.

Hinata wilted again.

"He forgot about me." Hinata cried despairingly in her soul.

The oblivious blond idiot focused so completely on the beautiful image he had saw last night. Little did he know, that beauty was blushing daintily right in front of him.