DODGER'S GIRLS (to the tune of "Little Girls" from "Annie")

(CONTEXT: Just a couple of Dodger fan (Rosebud5, AMAZING PERSON and the other is modeled after me) singing about the crazy girls that make up Dodger's fanbase.)

DODGER FANGIRL:

Dodger's girls

Dodger's girls

Everywhere we turn

We can see him.

ROSEBUD5:

Dodger's girls

Dodger's girls

Night and day we eat

Sleep and breathe him

DODGER FANGIRL:

We're all ordinary fangirls

With feelings

ROSEBUD5:

We get giggly like fools

Whenever he's near

FANGIRL:

But we admit

ROSEBUD5:

He doesn't know it

BOTH:

Because we're apart in age

By 200 years!

FANGIRL:

How we love

His little hat

Little shoes and each

Little song he sings

ROSEBUD5:

If he climbed a hill for us,

Wore a daffodil,

We'd squee till we drop!

FANGIRL:

Some women are happy with Charlie

ROSEBUD5:

Some think that Sikes has got curls (Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?)

They are tough,

FANGIRL:

Devotion they got,

But they ain't got nothing on

BOTH:

Dodger's girls!

Dodger shirts,

Dodger walls

Everything around us is

Dodger!

If we were in Fagin's gang

Surely we would get

Dodger noticing us!

Someday we'll end up in a nuthouse

Until our banner unfurls

There we'll stay

Tucked away

Till the world will give respect to

Dodger's

GIRLS!

(Fangirl ends song. Dodger walks onstage whistling and juggling apples.)

FANGIRL:

OMG! DODGER, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

ROSEBUD5:

NO, MARRY ME!

DODGER:

WHAT THE BLEEDIN' HECK?

(Fangirl and Rosebud5 chase Dodger offstage as he yells that he will get his attorney to get a restraining order against them.)

FINI