6Death Note randomness on crack.
Watari's phone rung.
It was Mello.
"Hello?"
"HELP! I'M STUCK IN A FREAKIN' BATHROOM!"
Then, the line went dead.
The matt cat was playing with it and broke it with his claws.
Yes, Matt is a cat who plays video games.
/
While all the chaos was happening, Light Yagami sighed.
He was sick of homework.
He got up and went to his wardrobe to get some socks.
He opened the door and saw a white haired kid, playing with transformers.
Light noticed that the kid's hair was slowly turning green.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MA WARDROBE?" Light yelled.
"Geez, no need to shout. I'm surprised you're parents haven't come up to ask what the trouble was. Have you got sound proof walls or something?" The kid muttered.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"My name is Near."
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR?"
"I'm having a bad hair day and I've run out of conditioner."
"SO, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE HELL OUT!"
Near shrugged and continued playing with toys.
/
Meanwhile, in an abandoned warehouse, BB sat alone.
He was intent on finishing a crossword puzzle.
"9 down..." He muttered.
Then, the door opened and a man wearing a tie stepped in.
BB looked up.
"Hi?" He said.
The man walked over to him.
"What're you doing here?" The man asked.
"I'm trying to see if this crossword leads to someone's house."
"Why would it do that?"
"Mine did. So, what's your name?"
"Mikami. What's your's?"
"You can call me BB."
Then, BB's pencil snapped.
"Oh shnap." He muttered.
Then, Mikami handed him a biro.
BB looked at it.
"Why's this biro got blood on it?" He asked.
"Long story." Mikami answered.
/
Noami Misora was bored.
Then, she ran into someone.
"Oh, sorry." She said, then saw who it was.
"OMG! NOT YOU AGAIN!" She screamed, kicking him down a flight of stairs.
"Ouch..." He muttered.
"RYUZAKI, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET OUT OF PRISON?" She screamed.
Ryuzaki looked up at her.
"I think you are confusing me with Beyond Birthday." He said.
"I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOUR TRICKS!"
"oh for god's sake..."
"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" Suddenly, someone tapped her on the shoulder. She turned her head to look at him, then turned back to Ryuzaki.
"Not now, BB." She said "I'm busy beating you up." Then, she realised what she'd said. She screamed and ran away, shouting something about serial killers and retarded detectives.
/
Mello was still stuck in the bathroom, when Ryuk flew in through the window.
"Dude," Ryuk said, shaking his head "I feel so sorry for you."
"Yeah, well," Mello said "It's only a bathroom."
"No. I'm not talking about being in a bathroom." He tapped on the window "There's a giant mob of Near fangirls coming to kill you." Mello went as white as Near's hair.
/
While this was happening, there was something weird going on in task force HQ. You see, with Ryuzaki and Light gone, Matsuda was left in charge. So, what did he do? Host a party of course!
"Matsuda," The chief said to the clueless detective "Are you sure that Ryuzaki would want this?"
"I'm sure! ^^" He said, then proceeded to sing along to Candyman by Aqua. He even did a weird dance.
Just then, Ryuzaki walked through the door. He gaped.
"MATSUDA WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO TASKFORCE HQ?" He shouted. Matsuda gulped.
"You're a goner." Aizawa told him.
/
"I'M STILL STUCK!"
Hehe. I had fun writing this. Sorry, but this is a one-shot. If you want a sequel, send me your ideas and I'll look at them. Remember, reviews help Mello escape, stop Matsuda from ruining Taskforce HQ and BB finish the puzzle ^^