A/N: Special Thanks to Booknerd101 who helped me come up with some of the names
Luke Skywalker: Farmboy
Mara Jade: GingerToBeFeared
Han Solo: ScruffyNerfHerder
Leia Organa: YourWorshipfulness
Chewbacca: Fuzzball
Darth Vader: DepressedSith
The Emperor: EvilPalps
Obi-Wan Kenobi: SoUncivilized
Anakin Skywalker: NotASlave
Padmé Amidala: NotAnAngel
Mace Windu: PurpleSaber
Yoda: LittleGreenSaber
Farmboy has logged on
GingerToBeFeared has logged on
NotASlave has logged on
NotAnAngel has logged on
SoUncivilized has logged on
Farmboy: Ok I know Mara is on but who are all these other people?
SoUncivilized: A more suitable question would be who are you? I am Obi-Wan Kenobi!
NotASlave: I agree...Who are you? And I am Anakin Skywalker
Farmboy: OH! Hello father and Ben but who is the other one? And I'm Luke of course!
NotAnAngel: Wait...Luke? Oh hello son!
SoUncivilized: Anakin is there something you would like to tell me?
NotASlave: Fine I guess I can't hide it now; Thanks a lot Luke! Padmé and I are married…
GingerToBeFeared: I see everybody is ignoring me!
Farmboy: I wasn't ignoring you dear your mother and father-in-law are!
NotAnAngel: Ok and you are?
GingerToBeFeared: I am Mara Jade-Skywalker; Wife of your Son and Ex-Emperors hand
SoUncivilized: This is all very confusing. Let me get this straight; Anakin and Padmé are married they have a son named Luke and he's married to an Ex-Emperors hand named Mara?
Farmboy: Actually I also have a twin sister too.
YourWorshipfulness logged on
YourWorshipfulness: I heard somebody mention me… "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you're my only hope"
SoUncivilized: Excuse me? How am I your only hope?
Farmboy: Think nothing of it. She just likes to repeat that famous line…
GingerToBeFeared: It's all very strange!
NotASlave: Well anyway how is everyone?
GingerToBeFeared: I am fine… I finally, thanks to Lukes nagging, became a Jedi.
NotAnAngel: I am obviously fine too. You saw me like fifteen minutes ago!
Farmboy: I for one am actually good. I finally got Mara to become a Jedi!
YourWorshipfulness: If Han would stop being such a scoundrel I would be fine too.
ScruffyNerfHerder logged on
ScruffyNerfHerder: You know you love me though!
SoUncivilized: And you are Han I'm guessing?
NotASlave: Good job Obi-Wan you figured out something all on your own!
NotAnAngel: You don't have to be so mean Anakin.
DepressedSith logged on
DepressedSith: Trust me he will get a lot meaner…
SoUncivilized: Ok now I'm confused again… Who exactly are you?
NotASlave: Oh No! But wait how am talking to you?
DepressedSith: I have no clue. Oh and Obi-Wan I am Darth Vader aka. Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side.
SoUncivilized: First you break the attachment law and then you turn to the dark side? What are we going to do with you?
DepressedSith: It's really not our fault. I had a bad dream about Padmé dying then Palpatine told me he could teach me how to save her from death but I eventually turned myself into something she could never love.
EvilPalps logged on
EvilPalps: It was a great plan actually now I can rule over the whole galaxy!
DepressedSith logged of to go cry in a corner
EvilPalps: Yeah he doesn't like my plan but he can deal with it!
EvilPalps logged out to rule over the galaxy
SoUncivilized: Was that Chancellor Palpatine?
NotASlave: No Obi-Wan he's just another person who happens to be named Palpatine because that's just a really common name!
SoUncivilized: Oh good I was right.
GingerToBeFeared: I think he was being sarcastic. Even though that's my job!
Farmboy: Other people can be sarcastic to Mara…
PurpleSaber logged on
LittleGreenSaber logged on
NotASlave: Oh good look decided to join the party…
SoUncivilized: Was that sarcasm too?
LittleGreenSaber: Sarcasm that was. More respectful young Skywalker should be.
PurpleSaber: Yoda is right you don't have to be so disrespectful
SoUncivilized: You know better than to ask Anakin to do something. He will just ignore you and do what he wants…
Farmboy: He saved me when I asked him too...
NotAnAngel: He's does things that I tell him to do all the time!
LittleGreenSaber: Who is this "farmboy" you saved?
Farmboy: Master Yoda, that is who you are right, I am Luke Skywalker!
NotAnAngel: Let me explain before we have somebody else get confused. Anakin and I are married we have twins named Luke and Leia aka Farmboy and YourWorshipfulness.
PurpleSaber: I should have expected that from you Skywalker!
Fuzzball: logged on
Fuzzball: Aaarrrggg
GingerToBeFeared: I can't understand you Chewbacca...Only Han can do that!
ScruffyNerfHerder: He says hello and he likes my name… You know Chewie I did it for Leia!
YourWorshipfulness: Thanks Han and if you didn't realize my name is for you!
Farmboy: My name is for Mara but she obviously couldn't do the same for me…
GingerToBeFeared: Well excuse me! I'm sorry you don't call me anything clever.
LittleGreenSaber: For anybody my name is not. Strange that everyone else's is it is
PurpleSaber: Don't worry Yoda mine isn't for anybody either.
SoUncivilized: Mine isn't either but unlike you guys its quite clever... I could have just put BlueSaber but I didn't!
LittleGreenSaber: Glad there are still some sane people I am. As for my name; more clever than Mace's it is!
GingerToBeFeared: Well we "insane" people have more fun!
Farmboy: Let's not argue Mara; it's not the Jedi way.
LittleGreenSaber: Having attachments the Jedi way it is not. Yet have them you do!
Farmboy: Well Yoda I'm sorry but most of the Jedi were already married so we couldn't follow that part of the code…
Fuzzball: Aaarrrggg
YourWorshipfulness: Translation please Han
ScruffyNerfHerder: He was just singing the song "Why Can't We Be Friends"
LittleGreenSaber: Friends we can be
Farmboy: Well that's good
Farmboy logged off to have a party
GingerToBeFeared: What am I going to do with you Luke?
GingerToBeFeared logged off to help Luke with his party
ScruffyNerfHerder: I guess we should go Leia. Luke throws parties for the strangest things
ScruffyNerfHerder has logged off to attend Luke's party
YourWorshipfulness logged off to go with Han
Fuzzball: Aaarrrggg
NotASlave: Well great we can't understand him because Han left!
LittleGreenSaber: Actually understand Wookie I can. Going to Luke's party he says.
Fuzzball has logged off to "think with his stomach" at Luke's party
NotASlave: Well I don't know about you guys but I'm going to leave too… just not to go to some party my son is having!
NotASlave logged out
SoUncivilized: Well he didn't have a purpose for logging out… I think I'll leave too.
SoUncivilized logged out for no reason too
NotAnAngel: I don't know why I'm still here… Goodbye
NotAnAngel logged out
PurpleSaber: Well Yoda I think we should have our own party.
LittleGreenSaber: Strange this will be.
PurpleSaber logged out to have his own party
LittleGreenSaber logged out to attend Mace's lame party
A/N So there you go my IM fanfic I hope yall enjoyed it. Also please review :)