42Episode 1
BrightLights: Hello and welcome to Hetalia and Death Note Truth or Dare! We are your hosts; Brightlights!
JJ: And JJ Dragon! Because this is our first episode, we will be making up our own truths and dares.
BrightLights: We hope that you will review your own truths and dares to help us make episode 2!
JJ: Anyway, moving on. BrightLights, please read our first dare!
BrightLights: L, Light and Japan you must all write your names in the Death Note and die at exactly the same time, death and place.
L, Light & Japan: O.O
BrightLights: That dare was donated by Grebby, not us!
JJ: Sorry guys. It's a dare.
L, Light & Japan: *Write names in the Death Note*
/40 seconds later...\
*Studio spontaneously combusts*
JJ: Why did the studio combust?
BrightLights: Maybe the awesomeness of the characters were too much to handle.
JJ: *Shrugs and revives L, Light & Japan* Our next truth is for Near and Germany! The question from Grebby is 'Who is your secret love?'
Near: Nobody. *Glances nervously at Mello*
Germany: Nobody.
Italy: *Bursts into tears*
BrightLights: You're both liars.
Germany: ...Okay... I like Italy...
Italy: *Stops crying and glomps Germany*
JJ: Okay... Moving on to more... Productive things...
BrightLights: Our next dare is for Russia and Mello! Go the rest of the episode without being creepy!
JJ: If you don't do the dare, you will fall into the Yaoi Pit of Doom. Same goes for anyone who refuses or doesn't complete a dare.
Russia: I was unaware I was creepy *Sips Vodka*
Mello: I'm not creepy! Matt, am I creepy?
Matt: *Too engrossed in game* Uh-huh. Sure Mells. Whatever you say.
Mello: *Scowls at Matt*
JJ: LOL :D
BrightLights: The next dare is from-
K: Me! It was from me!
JJ: Oh hey K.
K: My dare idea! Mine I tell you!
BrightLights: Would you like to read it out...?
K: Hellz yeah! Near, you have to call up Light's mom and tell her that you have a crush on Light!
JJ: LOL Xp
BrightLights: Remember, if you fail to do it, you will fall into the Yaoi Pit of Doom.
Italy: Ve~ What's Yaoi?
America: You honestly don't know? Ha!
England: Don't tell him! If he doesn't know, he won't ever know!
Japan: Yaoi is two guys in a relationship.
America: You had to tell him didn't you?
Italy: Like me and Germany?
Light: *Smirks at Italy's cluelessness*
Japan: It's a 'special' relationship.
Italy: Like me and you?
L: Italy, it's better that you didn't know or say it.
Light: *Smirks* Says you L.
BrightLights: Anyway, back to Near's dare.
Mello: But I want to talk about one-sided Yaoi!
JJ: Mello! You said something creepy! *Throws him into the Yaoi Pit of Doom*
Mello: Argh! Why? *Hits the bottom of the pit*
Near: Do I have to?
Mello: *From inside the pit* Oh dear god!
BrightLights: Yes!
K: Yes!
JJ: Yes!
Near: Fine. *calls up Light's mom* hello Mrs Yagami. Just to let you know, I have a crush on Light. *Hangs up embarrassed*
K: LOL
BB: *Enters* Hello peoples!
JJ: Hey BB.
BrightLights: Hi.
K: BB! I haz dare for youz!
BB: ...ok...
BrightLights: Who gave K sugar?
L: No comment...
K: Anyways, your dare is to call someone and tell them you're going to kill them.
BB: *Grins* Sure. Why not?
K: I'm going backstage now... to find caffeine! *Goes backstage*
BB: *Brings out phone and dials a random person from his contact list*
/Meanwhile, backstage...\
K: *Searching through cupboards* Ooh! Sugar! Now, where's my coffee? Ooh! Biscuits! *Phone rings* Oh. *Answers phone* Hello~?
Voice: You're next on my list to kill.
K: Oh. Ok. Got any cake?
/Meanwhile frontstage...\
L: *Perks up like a meerkat* Did someone say cake?
Voice from BB's phone: By the way, do you know where the coffee is?
BB: K! Why the hell are you on my contact list?
Light: No comment... *Thinking* Just as planned!
K: Dunno. But I think I know who did it. And he's going to get the next dare.
BB: ...
K: Just put me on speaker phone! *Is put on speaker phone* Light, I know you did it.
Light: Oh sh-
K: *Cuts Light off* Your dare is to give yourself a wedgie as high as you can. *Creepily* You may ask for help. Kyahahaha!
Light: pfft. That's easy.
K: Oh, I'm not finished yet.
Light: Aww F-
BrightLights: No swearing. This is only a T after all.
Light: *Glares at BrightLights*
K: Anyway~... Then, you must be thrown into a pool of fangirls.
Light: pfft. My fangirls love me.
K: Oh no. Not just any fangirls. LxBB fangirls!
L: O.O
BB: *Smirks*
L: BB, why are you smirking?
BB: No particular reason...
Light: What?
BB: *To K* Why are we not going out yet?
K: Because you're gay.
BB: That may be true...
L: O_O
K: Kyahahaha!
BrightLights: Haha!
JJ: Mwahahahaha!
Commentator: So, will Light complete his dare?
Light: No!
Commentator: Will K find the coffee?
K: I god damn hope so!
Commentator: Look, whose commentating here? Me or you?
England: Just finish the episode before France finds out we didn't invite him!
Russia: *Smirks secretly*
Commentator: Anyways, that's it for episode 1! Please review!
Everyone: Bye!