Megatron's Lullaby

Author notes

This is how I thought Megatron created the evil Screamer. Had to do this. Warning Crack.


Hush, my little one; you must be exhausted.

Sleep, my little Screamer

Let your dreams take wing

One day when you're big and strong

You will be a king

I've been exiled, persecuted

Left alone with no defense

When I think of what that brute did

I get a little tense

But I dream a dream so pretty

That I don't feel so depressed

'Cause it soothes my inner kitty

And it helps me get some rest

The sound of Prime dying gasp

His son squealing in my grasp

His bondmate' mournful cry

That's my lullaby

Now the past I've tried forgetting

And my foes I could forgive

Trouble is I know it's petty

But I hate to let them live


So you found yourself somebody who'd chase Prime up a tree


Oh, the battle may be bloody, but that kind of works for me

The melody of angry growls

A counterpoint of painful howls

A symphony of death, oh my!

That's my lullaby

Fallen is gone... but Megaton's still around

To love this little lad

Till he learns to be a killer

With a lust for being bad!


Sleep, ya little termite!

Uh- I mean, precious little thing!


One day when you're big and strong


You will be a king!

The pounding of the drums of war

The thrill of Screamer's mighty roar


The joy of vengeance




I can hear the cheering

Both Blitzwing ands Skywarp:

Screamer! What a guy!


Payback time is nearing

And then our flag will fly

Against a blood-red sky

That's my lullaby!