The computer screen flashed and buzzed, signaling an incoming communication. The operatives got up from what they were doing and answered the call. It was a message from Numbuh 362:
"Attention all Kids Next Door! We have a new enemy on our hands! It is extremely urgent! I repeat, extremely urgent! Report to Kids Next Door moonbase immediately for briefing! Over and out!" The screen went blank.
"Aw, crud!" said Numbuh 4. "Just what we need, another adult tyrant!"
"What else is new?" said Numbuh 5. There'll always be an adult out there somewhere trying to oppress children."
"And besides," added Numbuh 1, "it's not like there's any adults we haven't beaten before. We're the Kids Next Door, for God's sake! This guy should be a piece of cake."
"I could use a piece of cake right about now!" said Numbuh 2.
"Oh, just shut the hell up and let's go already!" exclaimed Numbuh 1. They all piled into the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. and set off for the moonbase.
All the Kids Next Door operatives were crowded into the mission briefing room. Some had really concerned looks, and others thought that this would be no big deal. Numbuh 362 went up to the podium, silenced the crowd, and began to speak:
"Good day, fellow Kids Next Door. As you all know, you are here because a new enemy of childhood has emerged. You're all right to be concerned, for this new enemy is by far a bigger threat to children everywhere than any other adult villain we've ever faced!"
"Aw, come on. How bad could it be?" scoffed Numbuh 2.
An image of a really ugly, grotesque-looking adult appeared on the super big computermabob. "Behold," said Numbuh 362, "our new enemy, Necropedophile!"
All the kids gasped in shock. Then they were confused. What was a necropedophile?
"What this villain does to children makes all our other adult nemeses look like the good guys," Numbuh 362 spoke, in a disturbed tone. "Observe."
The computer screen showed footage from a surveillance camera, in which the grotesque adult was shown cornering an innocent little girl, and then grabbing her by the shoulder with one hand. With his other hand, he unzipped his pants and took them off, along with his underwear, revealing not one, but two 9" long penises, one over the other one. The kids all gasped in disgust. Then, they watched in horror as the man plunged both of his sexual organs into the girl, one into her vagina, and one into her anus. He moved her up and down the shafts of his two dicks with one hand, grunting in pleasure as the girl shrieked in pain. Then, with his other hand, the man drew a Bowie knife, put it to the girl's neck, and cut open her corroded artery. The girl kept on screaming as blood spurted from her neck, right into the man's mouth. He swallowed it, apparently enjoying the taste. The kids viewing this footage screamed in extreme terror as he cut open her other corroded artery, and drank the blood squirting out from there. Then, his penises squirted a sticky white fluid into the girls orifices. She let out one last bloodcurdling shriek of agony. Then she bled out and died.
The picture on the computer monitor dissolved into static, and then turned off. The operatives in the briefing room were silent. Nothing seemed abnormal, except that the room now reeked of vomit.
Numbuh 362 spoke,"Without a doubt, this supervillain truly is the worst nightmare for us all. He could kill each and every one of us, and our organization along with it. Never let your guard down, not even for a split-second. If you spot him, try to stay out of his sight. If he sees you, and you're not sufficiently armed, run like the fucking wind! But, for the sake of all kiddom, try to defeat him if you can. I wish you all the best of luck. Kids Next Door, dismissed!"
None of the other operatives said "Kids Next Door rule!" like they normally did. They were too traumatized. They just got up, left the room, headed towards their ships, and left. Janitors were summoned into the briefing room to clean up the vomit.
Aboard Sector V's ship, all the operatives were freaking out.
"What kind of sicko monster was that?" shouted Numbuh 4.
"I don't know, but Numbuh 5 doesn't want those digusting things in her pants!" replied Numbuh 5.
"I'm too young to die!" screamed Numbuh 3.
"Everyone relax!" exclaimed Numbuh 1. "This villain likely isn't in our heir. He could be on the other side of the damn world, for all I know. And like I said, we're the Kids Next Door. There's no villain we haven't lost to yet. We can beat this guy."
"If you say so," squeaked Numbuh 3, still scared out of her wits.
The ship arrived back at the treehouse. It was nighttime.
"Come on, guys. Let's just try to forget about this Necropedophile and get some freakin' sleep, " said Numbuh 1. "Besides, I'm beat."
"But what if that psycho comes in and rapes me in the arse and kills me? I don't feel safe!" said Numbuh 4.
"Me neither! I don't wanna be molestified!" replied Numbuh 3.
"It's going to be okay," said Numbuh 1. "Necropedophile isn't going to get any of us. We'll all be fine."
The other operatives reluctantly agreed. They all went to their rooms, cleaned up, got into their pajamas, turned off the lights, and went to bed. This night seemed like it would be like any other.
At around 12:30 a.m., Numbuh 3 woke up. She laid in her bed for a few minutes but couldn''t go back to sleep. Still feeling uneasy, she got up and headed for the main room of the treehouse. She opened the refrigerator and got out a pouch of Capri-Sun. Then the communicator rang. Numbuh 3 suddenly got very scared. She let it ring a few times, but nobody else got up. She went over, and very nervously answered the call; "H-H-Hello?"
A creepy male voice said to her, "I know who you are, and you are nothing! You think you are fucking something but you are fucking nothing! You are empty, you are a zero, you are a black hole, and I'm gonna fuck you so bad, you're gonna be cumming out of your ears!"