10 minutes later...
"Silver, this is all your fault!" Blaze screamed right in Silver's ears.
"How is this my fault? And quit yelling at my ears!" Silver yelled back, rubbing his ears.
"You had to said yes to Mephiles!"
"So? He got us a job."
"You're just saying because you don't have to touch this discusting stuff!"
"What is that thing?"
"I don't know, but I think it's moving..." Blaze said, looking at the weird gooey stuff that was moving.
"Look the kids are coming." Silver said pointing at a group of kids pushing each other.
"Hey, long time no see!" Said a blue hedgehog.
"YOU IDIOT! Why didn't you resist eating chilidogs for one minute?" Blaze said, choking Sonic madly.
"I lasted nineteen seconds! Isn't that enought?"
"No, is not! Because of you I'm here! Plus I have to touch this weird gooey stuff!"
"Hey, listen Blaze is not that bad, I have seen way worse."
"Was worse than touching weird gooey stuff?"
"Um... Not eating chilidogs for a minute?" Sonic said, afraid that Blaze will choke him again.
"I'm gonna roast you alive and then serve you to this kids!" Blaze threatend, daydreaming of Sonic being eating by kids.
"That's harsh." Knuckles said, imagening Sonic being eaten by kids.
"Fine! Here's your food!" Blaze said, giving Sonic and Knuckles their tray full of weird gooey stuff.
"Eww! What is this?" Knuckles said, poking his food.
"I don't know, but I think it's moving." Sonic said, poking it with a spoon.
"It's weird gooey stuff." Said Shadow setting next to them.
"I heard that's the lunch for the whole week."
"You mean we're gonna eat this the entire week?" Knuckles ask, hoping he heard wrong.
"Aww, that sucks!" Sonic said throwing his food to the floor.
"I bet Cat Woman putted poison on this, or worse... hairballs!" Knucles said out-loud so Blaze could hear him.
"Ignore him, you know that he is stupid so don't listen to him." "Silver said, while cleaning the floor.
"I know he is, but I didn't put poison or hairballs on this stupid food!"
"Okay, I'm just reminding you that you can't hit him or we'll get fired."
"I know that! He's just so annoying!"
The next morning...
"Ught... I couldn't sleep the whole night!" Blaze said yawning. "I had a nightmare about that thing we serve yesterday."
"The weird gooey stuff?" Silver asked.
"Yes, I dreamed it was chasing me in circles and it dind't stop singing 'gooey gooey gooey'!"
"That's a big nightmare. I dreamed about my great great-great grandfather."
"Silver don't start with your great great-great grandfather thing, cause I'm still angry about losing our first job."
"He was a great man you know! My dad said he onced saved a lady from a retarted horse that tried to eat her."
"A retarded horse tried to eat a lady and your great great-great grandfather saved her?"Blaze asked, a little confused.
"Yup! That's my grandfather! Look, kids are coming in."
"What's up Blaze and Silver! Are you gonna serve again that weird gooey stuff that Blaze put hairballs on again?"The blue hedgehog ask.
"I didn't put any hairballs in it!"
"Knuckles said you did."
" He's stupid! What does he know?"
"Fine, I was just playing, but the poison thing I do believe."
"Why?" Silver asked.
"Cause this thing moves! Look!" Sonic pointed at the yucky food.
"Okay... I think is best if you don't eat it." Blaze sugessted.
"Okay... later you two!"
"Hey, did Mephiles already got here?" Silver asked.
"Yes, he's in the table on the back next to the window. Why?"
"I'm going ask him something. I'll be right back."
And with that, Silver the Hedgehog skipped like a dork over to where Mephiles was.
Blaze's left eye twitched at this sight.
"Hi, Silver!" Mephiles said, forcing himself to smile. (Ught! Why can't this stupid hedgehog leave? Please Solaris make him leave! JUST LEAVE!)
"Is there something wrong Mephiles?" The white hedgehog asked.
"Huh? Oh no, there's nothing wrong. What do you need?"
"Can I ask you a flavor?"
"What is it?"
"Well, I was thinking since you can travel to the past, could you take me to see my great grandfather?"
"NEVER! Just shut up with your grandfather already! Let him go!"
"Oh, pretty, pretty, please! Just do it!" Silver begged, making a puppy face.
"NO! Don't you understand? He's DEAD! And I don't fucking care about your grandfather!" The black hedgehog yelled, feeling good about saying everything he had in his mind.
"Hey, nobody talks like that to my grandfather! And I mean NOBODY!"
"What are you gonna do? Hit me?" Mephiles laughed, imaginating a wimp like Silver hitting him.
"No, I'm gonna do this!" Silver grabbed the yucky gooey food and threw it at Mephiles, only he dodge it and it landed on Sonic's face.
"What the heck, Silver!"
"That is it!" The blue hedgehog grabbed some of his pudding and threw it at Silver, but it accidently hit Shadow, who was bearly gonna sit in his table.
"What did I do? I berly got here and people are throwing me food for no reason! WHO DID IT!" Shadow yelled so loud that the lights went out.
"Uh... Knuckles?" Sonic said, shaking nervously.
"I'm here! What did I miss?" Knuckes ask, getting out of the restroom.
"Where were you?" Silver asked.
"In the restoom, but I heard someone call my name. Hey, why are the lights out?"
"How did Knuckles threw me pudding if he was in the restroom?" Shadow asked Sonic.
"Uh... FOOD FIGHT!" Sonic grabbed a mango and threw it at Silver.
"Oww! Stupid Sonic!"
Soon everybody in the cafeteria started throwing food. Shadow was throwing lasagna at Silver, knuckles was being chased by some girls that wanted to stabb him with banannas, Mephiles ducked under a table, Blaze was yelling at some kids to stop writing on the on the walls, and Sonic was pouring mustard at random kids, and accidently throwed some at Knuckles.
"Ahhh! My eyes! IT BURNS!" Knuckles screamed, running to the restroom.
"Hey, sorry! I didn't saw you!" Sonic apologized, running after him.
"Mephiles, this your fault!" Blaze yelled, accusing Mephiles.
"How is this my fault?" Mephiles asked.
"Well, why didn't you said yes to Silver?"
"Cause he's stupid and annoying! Plus, he needs to face it that his grandfather is dead!"
"NOBODY calls me stupid!" Mephiles grabbed brocoli with chese and threw it at Blaze.
Soon they both started trowing each other food.
"What is going on here?" The school's principal ask.
"Take this!" Blaze grabbed some meatballs and accidently threw them at the principal.
"Sorry! I wanted to throw it to somebody else, but I have a bad aim."
"Who started this?"
"Blaze did!" Mephiles said out-loud, pointing an accousing finger at Blaze.
"You're going to clean all this, and not get paid for a week!" The principal said leaving.
"I hate this job!"Blaze whined.
So, did you like it? I'm soon gonna do the next chapter! :)