Ok, so. I mentioned in my last story that I'm stuck cleaning my desk for my relatives visit. But it was SOO BORING, I might have died from all the dust too -_-. So I decided to tell my mom I had an "essay" to write for school so I could take a break. But I didn't expect her to decide to "spend time" with my brother downstairs, therefore letting her clearly see if I go on the internet T-T. So I worked on and am working on my Familiar of Zero story, since I really have no other choice (can't go on the internet cause my mom will know I lied but can't just say "never mind, I'll do my essay later" because she'll get suspicious).

Disclaimer: I seriously don't know why anyone would believe I own this anime/manga. Isn't the websites title FANfiction enough to tell it's not an original idea. Oh well, I guess I'll put it up just to be safe. I don't own this anime and/or any of its franchise.

Chapter 1: Yet another argument

"Saito! You perverted dog!" Louise swiftly poised for her trademark explosion. And no one knew this better than Saito himself.

"O-Oi, Louise! Wait, it's a misunderstanding!" He tried but knowing that obviously wouldn't stop her, he put his hands over his head, and dug his chin into his jacket.

"EXPLOSION!" A slight whistling noise could be heard right before a much more ear catching boom followed, bringing a seemingly instant cloud of dense smoke. Saito was coughing as the foul gas slowly swirled away from the center, to show him with his mouth to the inside of his elbow. He squinted his eyes as the smoke was still too thick to see Louise.

"Louise? Louise, are you ok?" He moved towards the darkest part of the smoke that now showed a thick outline of the mage in question. A shocked scream made him quicken his pace.

"LOUISE!" The familiar had now unsheathed his sword and with all the air he had moved with it, there was only a thin visible line of gray every few moments. Saito instantly stopped running as he saw the pink-haired aristocrat on the ground, with her back to him.

"Sa-Saito?" She turned her head to look at him. Her eyes radiated shock and a hint of worry. He was now confused whether she was in danger or was still screaming out of anger towards him, now that he couldn't find anything harmful around the girl.

"What happened, Louise?" He tried his best to sound worried. He was worried either way, but if she was still angry, he didn't want to show nervousness too. Louise decided to now turn around and Saito's breath caught in his throat at what he saw. 'I-it can't be!' The familiar was now staring at his master as she put her hands on her stretched shirt. She finally took off her hands to show her shirt tightly cover up the way too big breasts it contained.

"I think I messed up..."

-X-

Well, whatcha think? I usually don't ask for reviews but I would love to hear comments on my story and also if anyone has an idea or a request for something in the story. I know this chapter is kind of short but I have been overdue to put this story up, so I put up the first chapter, even if it is short. But I should be putting up another chapter soon, since I have a feeling there will be more "essays" to do throughout the week ^~^'