The following charges are hereby laid against Commander Shepard:
Massive xenocide – Destruction of Batarian colony
Destruction of Infrastructure / Historic Artifact – Destruction of relay
Noncompliance with Alliance Regulations on Dangerous Xenobiology – Rachni
Destruction of Undocumented Xenobiology (Sentient) – Thorian
Noncompliance with Alliance Regulations on Nuclear Devices - Virmire
Collusion with enemy – Cerberus
Collusion with enemy – Geth
Harboring known criminal – Kasumi Goto
Burgularly – Donovan Hock's estate
Harboring known criminal – Subject Zero, aka 'Jack'
Harboring known criminal – Thane Krios
Noncompliance with Alliance Regulations on Artificial Intellegences – 'EDI'
14,326 counts of breaking and entering / theft
17,812 counts of murder
Unliscenced salvage operations – Derelict 'Reaper'
Ecological Devastation / Unlicensed orbital mining operations
Tax Evasion – 'Dead for two years'
Posing as Citadel health inspector
Harvesting of endangered species – Krogan
Tampering with ongoing military reprisals – 'Genophage cure'
847 counts of cruelty to animals
Disturbing the peace – weapons fired on Citadel grounds
False advertisement / Conflicting store sponsorships
"Commander, how do you plead?"
Paragon: "Not guilty, and let me explain my actions."
Neutral: "I plead the fifth."
Renegade: "Oh, you touch my tralala…"