Hey, guys. Sorry it's been awhile. So, this is just a little bit of the Wafianess. We don't plan on actually doing these things to people. This is just for...fun? I don't really know. At the end, there's just a conversation between Jenny and me, just so you can get to know what actually runs through our mind. A video will be posted on youtube soon of the actual us, so I'll let you guys know when that's up. Just saying, we do not own KHR, though we may have some references. So, without further ado, here is the Wafia's cruel and unusual punishments!

*Note: The Wafia is not responsible for any mental scars that you might receive or any pain inflicted to others by another using these 'techniques'... Also note that many of these are NOT actually possible. Do not try these at home.


The Wafia's Cruel and Unusual Punishments

1. Slowly roast subject over fire. Roast until barely alive, then throw subject off mountain/cliff so they feel the pain as they hit the ground.

2. Have subject eaten alive by giant gerbils.

3. Fry subject alive in a metal room covered in grease.

4. Peel subject alive.

5. Slowly pull subject apart by horses walking in different directions.

6. Have subject be held above crocodiles by rope and slowly lower rope down.

7. Bury subject in an ant hill and have them eaten alive by ants.

8. Place leeches on each of the subject's eyes and have a starving wolf eat guts.

9. Impale the subject's stomach using a large stick.

10. Drop subject from a high tree filled with bees and poisonous spiders.


Well that was fun!

Now for a chat with me and Jenny!

J: Dino is epic shit.

M: wtf...

so

random

J: Dino is 3

M: brb ima go see if i can doos some fanfuc

FANFIC

OH SHIT

...

keybord make an oopsie

J: LOLZ

FANFUC.

M: ...

brb

J: lol

k

M: so whats new

J: Fanfuc?

xD

I will not let that go.

Not for awhile at least.

M: kk

I will take note

miss omn omn omn

J: ok

ok

I get your point

well played, well played.

M: I am definitely putting this conversation up...

J: ...

Aw hellllll no.

M: Aw hell yeass

yeas

J: Fawk no.

Heeeeeell no

M: por que?

J: Lets talk in our native language

ISH ish ish ish ishh! Ish ISSSSSH ish ish.

ish ish?

ish.

M: I CANT HEAR YOU...I'M GOING INTO A TUNNEL

J: WHAT?

I'M HARD OF HEARING

SPEAK UP MISSEH.

HACK WHEEEEEZE

I think I coughed up a lung

M:OHMAIYGAWD ITS A MEATLOAF!

J: WHAT?

ITS A BEET MOTE?

M: BEEF HAS MOTIVE? IS IT OUT TO KILL?

J: WHAT? HE GOT KEELED BY A BOATER?

M: WHO'S PEELING POTATOES?

J: WHO'S PEEING ON ROTATIONS?

M: Pooh's peeping on tomatoes? Gasp!

J: Loo is seeking a tornado?

M: A gnu fell in Colorado?

J: A god dealt in toronto?

M: Pea pod fell on a mento?

J: A teapot ate a momento?

M: A crescent roll eloped with a buffalo?

So, that was our little conversation...We're...different... KAY BYE!