SOZ NOT BEEN ABLE TO UPDATE BUT I AM NOW SO HERE IT IS P.S MUST OF YOU WANT JASPER AND EMMETT TO GO SHO I'M GOING TO HAVE THE WHOLE CULLEN CREW GO AAND THEN JASPER'S AND EMMTT'S RELATIONSHIPS GO DOWN HILL AND THEY THEM FIND NEW LOVE OR WILL THEY GO BACK TO ROSE AND ALICE FIND OUT SOON

XOXOX – JASPERSAYSRELAX 2010

PREVIOUSLY

I what you're thinking that it's my fault for being a lying bitch but I'm sure you would of done the same I mean I only said all that stuff to save his feeling, he looked so embarrassed and pathetic saying he was a 109 year old virgin who hadn't even had a first kiss and I just didn't have it in me to make him look even more pathetic.

I mean come on what would you have done, so technically I did t for the better good so he can't really blame me or overact, I lied because I couldn't hurt his feeling so I lied you can't blame a girl.

So that's how I got here in Edwards car which is filled with an awkward silence heading to his house with my girls following behind in Chelsea's BMW convertible (Chelsea's dad's really rich but they don't spend much time together and since her mums dead, he tries to make up for it by buying her stuff he's the reason that our school is getting rebuilt he's paying for most of it) (don't even if that's true just made it all up lol)

NOW

I'm sorry who did you say you were?" Rose asked o god I mentally thought here we go, again how many times have I said

"Isabella Swan, Head girl" I said it slowly as if I was talking to a 3 year old

Rosalie scoffed "Really so you mean everything you've told us has been a lie you bitch!"

I raised her eyebrows, so I should probably explain well when we had arrived at the Cullen's house/mansion we had gone through the whole audile about explain who I really am and how I was head girl and how I've been acting because Charlie said he wouldn't pay my tuition if I didn't behave as sweet innocent clumsy shy Bella swan and not bad ass no BS taking Izzy (a lot of you are wondering why I changed her name to Izzy well It's because I want it to show how she's different and Izzy just sounds like a more bad ass name but I can have them calling her Isa if you want just tell me in a review)

So to put it simply Edward looked sad an pained that I had lied to him and so did Alice and she was surprised when I told her I have a fashion taste but it's not like hers and that I hate the color pink unless it's hot pink, Emmett looked excited so I figured he want to see the real me and how I act and jasper well he was just being jasper trying to keep the situation under control bless him you've got to love him.

Rosaline on the other hand was being a complete bitch about it usual I mean she thinks she's the queen bee well news flash biotch that is me now I so wish I could hurt it's so not fair that they have super strength and I can't even set her on fire since my flamethrower was at st Trinians, yes I have a flamethrower and no don't give me that look so what if I have one a lot of other people have flamethrowers pfft pfft ok so maybe not many people have flamethrowers but I don't care that's what makes me special and different.

"Well not everything but most of what I told you was a lie" I said replying to Rosaline's question carefully because she looked ready to pounce and I didn't have my flamethrower.

"I TOLD YOU WE COULDN'T TRUST THE HUMAN BUT DID ANY OF YOU LITSEN TO ME NOO WE SHOULD HAVE DELT WITH HER THE SECOND WE HAD THE CHANCE BUT YOU ALL WANTED TO BE ALL BUDDY BUDDY WITH HER AND LOOK NOW WHAT'S HAPPENED!" she screamed at no one in particular I don't know why she's so angry it's not even that bad it's not like I told everyone they were vampires geez she should get a grip I think she's jus mad because the posh toties are as pretty as her or prettier.

She glared at me and all the Cullen's also turned to look at me "what?" I said and then I realized that they must not be taking it well this is awkward it must be even more awkward for the girls I mean they don't know any of the Cullen's and I can see they attracted to them since they are inhumanly beautiful I mean look at Chelsea she's particularly eye fucking Edward and the other two are doing he same to jasper and Emmett

Damn this is not going to end well

Hope you like new chap

Thanks for reading review if you want but you don't have to

Xoxox

Jaspersaysrelax 2010