12A/N I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians… God damn it I got the idea for this from a video I saw on YouTube the other day. Enjoy
Percy POV
I walked into my cabin after a long day of sword practice with the newbies, and I was freakin tired, but when I walked further into my cabin, I bumped into something. I looked around for the mysterious object, but couldn't find anything in the area or in front me. Then I heard the faint giggle of my girlfriend, Annabeth.
"Alright Wise girl, take the hat off."
"Why should I seaweed brain?"
"Oh you don't have, I just figured you would want a kiss that's all."
"Ok you win this round."
Annabeth took off the cap and came towards me with a gleam in her eyes. When she was within arm's reach I pulled her in for a very passionate kiss. We stayed like that for about 15 minutes before the needs for air took over our lungs.
"I love you seaweed brain."
"I love you Wise girl."
"Hey I brought my radio with me."
"You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"
"Karaoke 500 already on."
"Ok let's see who's first."
Me and Annabeth have this game where we turn on this karaoke radio station and we have to sing every song that comes on. Lately all of the songs have been either Disney or Elvis, and that is ok with me, but I hope there will be one cool song on this time. I turned on the radio and my wish was automatically granted. The announcer came on and said, "Alright ladies get ready for Blah blah blah by Ke$ha."
"Alright Wise girl start singing." I couldn't help grinning as she glared at the radio for a while until she finally came up with an idea.
"Ok seaweed brain, but we are dancing to the song together."
"Deal."
The music started and Annabeth started singing.
Athena POV.
I watched as my daughter and Perceus gave each other a kiss that would make Aphrodite burst into tears, but then Annabeth started to sing a song while her and the sea spawn started to dance.
Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Zip your lips like a padlock
And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox
I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at
I couldn't believe what I was hearing did my Annabeth just say… that… to the sea spawn? I wanted to go down there and teach her a lesson, but I was stuck to the floor while she continued singing and dancing (very inappropriately) with him. Music's up Stop talking that
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah
I was about to kill Annabeth and Perceus Jackson for what those two were doing down down there at camp. Just then Poseidon walked into the room.
"Hey what are you watching?"
I just gestured to the screen and Poseidon began to watch. Boy come on get your rocks off
Come put a little love in my glove box
I wanna dance with no pants on
Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
So cut to the chase kid
'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked
But you're wasted
Now Poseidon was turning red with fury, but he seemed to also be stuck to the floor of my office. I didn't want to watch anymore, but I decided I had to. I will kill that stupid son of Poseidon for making my baby girl like this. Music's up Stop talking that
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah
I figured it was over, I figured it was done, but that sea spawn started singing and I was once again stuck in place. You be delaying,
You always be saying some shit
You say I'm playing,
I'm never laying the bitch
Sayin' "blah, blah blah"
'cause I don't care who you are
In this bar
It only matters who I am
The music slowed down so I got ready to go down there and rip the sea spawn limb form limb, but Annabeth started singing once again. Stop talking that Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah Think you'll be getting this Nah nah nah Not in the back of my Car-ar-ar If you keep talking that Blah blah blah blah blah (oh) Blah blah blah Stop talking Stop ta-ta-talking that.
I was once again able to move, and the first thing I did was transport right into Percy Jackson's cabin.
"ANNABETH MARIE CHASE!" I screamed as I popped in just as her and Perceus were sharing a very intimate kiss.
"M-mom what are you doing here?"
"I saw yours and the sea spawn's little song performance."
"Oh Lady Athena about that, it's a-"
"Nothing from you Percy Jackson."
"Mom come on, get a life, I was having fun."
"Excuse me I-"
"You know you haven't even heard half of the songs me and Percy sing."
"Annabeth if she heard any of those, she would kill us."
"Annabeth how dare you."
"Oh well bye mom."
I went back to Olympus in defeat. I wonder what other songs Annabeth and the son of Poseidon have sung. I'll have to look into this.
So did you guys like it? So constructive criticism, but no flames.
Thanks so much for reading.
Hades is my father signing off.
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