Yay! New, but short as fuck, chapter! ;P
I own nothin!
Katie:Hi! *glomps America* Happy birthday!
Nikki:Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday, Alfred. There are two reviews for this chapter! Blargh... First is from ThePhantomFox
I think I'm the only person reviewing the story is because I'm REALLY patient when it comes to these stories! XD Oh, and I think I might do those little pairing guessy things every chapter know so... yeah, they might be pairings I make up, or already made crack-pairings. Okay, enough with my rambling. Anyone: Who stole my cereal?
Anyone: Who stole my cereal?
Nikki:I blame... um... The wacky one! *points at Nny and then runs like a motherfucker!*
Nny:*tries to chase her, but fails*
Nikki:*from a cabinet that looks like one from Amnesia* Haha! I win! Ah...shit... Stephanooooooooo save me!
Nny:*is weirded out* Who the fuck is Stephano?
Nikki:A golden statue that PewDiePie named in Amnesia. They're bros.
Katie:I'm a neutral.
Nikki:On with the review. *is holding a doll that looks like Stephano*
Katie:Wait. Where the fuck did that come from?
Nikki:Oh, I imagined it and it appeared.
Anyone again: DOUBLE DATE TIME! *does the chicken dance* Um... okay, so, this is what happens, I have this spinner that has all the people on this show on here, and I'm gonna spin once, and spin again, then, I will those two people will be the couple on the date, and then I repeat it once, and that's it! Let's begin! *spins spinner once and it lands on Squee* Okay, let's see what lucky lady will get little Squeegee!
*spins spinner again, it lands on Dib* Uh...
Nikki:Why not Dib? Isn't he a girl? (I'm so mean tonight..)
Katie:Don't answer that unless you want much confusion.
*spins spinner again, it lands on Devi* NO PEDOPHILA! *spins spinner again, lands on Nny* FUUUU- *spins spinner again, lands on Annabeth* CLOSE ENOUGH! Okay, the next couple!
Nikki:Annabeth's like 17-18 and Squee's like...8 or something...
Katie:It's still pedophilia...
*spins spinner once, lands on Dib* Okay. *spins again, lands on Pikachu* WHO THE HELL PUT THAT THERE? *spins spinner again, lands on Gaz* OMFG! *spins spinner again, lands on Zim* ...not even gonna comment...
Nikki:Oh but why not? *is trying her hardest to keep a straight face* They're so cute together. *bursts out laughing*
*spins spinner one last time, lands on Nudge (Max. Ride) Okay! JUST YOU FOUR GO NOW AND... MAKE OUT OR WHAT EVER YOU DO ON DATES!
Nikki:Okay. *pushes the four of them out* Have fun!
Zim: EAT FUDGE!
Zim:What is fudge?
Nikki:Something really awesome! :P My uncle makes good peanut butter fudge.
Katie:The uncle living with your grandparents?
Katie:Do you think he'll have made some when we get down there?
Nikki:Maybe... *shoves fudge down Zim's throat*
Now, for this chapter's pairing, this one makes a little more sense than GASR, GAPR! But, this doesn't have as much fanart, though. But, oh, well! Bye! *poofs out of thin air*
Gaz:This one doesn't involve me, does it? *opens an eye*
Nikki:Si, it does~!
(so you know, the other person of this pairing has been here the whole time, no one seemed to notice him though...)
Percy:It's not me, is it?
Nikki:*eyes widen* No! Nein. That'd be very weird...
Alicia:(again, she didn't see) Purple? *Nikki shakes her head* Um..P...P... Pepito?
Nikki:Yurp! Gaz and Pepito.
Alicia:It does make sense... At least more sense than Squee and Gaz...
Katie:True. Very true.
Alicia:Next review is from Hawkbelly
EHEM! 1. Johnny! You just found that your entire knife collection has "mysteriously" disappeared! (meaning I stole them for kicks)
1. Johnny! You just found that your entire knife collection has "mysteriously" disappeared! (meaning I stole them for kicks)
Nny:*tries to go kill a certain reviewer, but is stopped*
Nikki:You have to get through me and Stephano first! *holds up doll, grinning very scarily*
Nny:Uh.. no thanks.. O.o
Nikki:Yay! I can creep out a homicidal maniac!
Katie:You sure that's a good thing...?
Nikki:To me it is~! Ve~
2. Dib! Your house just got sucked into a black hole! (THE HORROR...)
Nikki:Dib is still on his date...Eh whatever. Black holes are fun!
3. Zim! The Tallest have been kidnapped! Er, uh, whatever-napped!
Nikki:I think it'd be 'alien-napped...'
Zim:Who alien-napped..? Zim's tallests?
Katie:Nah shit sherlock.
4. Squee! Shmee has disappeared! (NOES!)
5. A guy walks into a bar... What now?
Nikki:He says ow. *sees everyone's blank look* He walked into a bar.. like not like a drinking bar but...blargh. Whatever!
6. The world seems to be spawning the undead! What NOW?
Nikki:Time to kill some undead freaks! :P
7. Pigs can fly.
Katie:A lot of shit will happen.
Nikki:That means... Stephano is in a human form!
Nikki:A couple days ago I said, "When pigs fly, Stephano will become more or less human."
9. Zim! Some crainess has just swooped into your base and is creating a ruckus! Oh and a large-and-growing crowd of fangirls are outside your door. Your reaction?
Nikki:You should worry more about the fangirls.
Nikki:You live with GIR.
10. Someone's house just exploded. ...I'm gonna stop now...
...I'm gonna stop now...
Alicia:Blow up all the houses!
Nikki:Really? Must you act the the idiots we call boys?
Nikki:I really hate you sometimes...
Katie:But, that's it for this chapter, right?
Nikki:Ja, auf Wiedersehen.
Germany:You know German?
Nikki:Yurp. My sister taught me a bit and I have a German dictionary!
Italy:Do you know Italian?
Well, see you next chapter. Hope you had a better 4th of July than I did!