Hey, sorry I haven't updated... I've been busy.

I own nothing. :'(

After we got home, it was a weekend, we all walked to our rooms to put our stuff away.

As I was putting my stuff away, Jessica walked in.

"Hey," she said, "How are you dealing with this? Being half Irken and all that shit? The Tallests now being after us?" I shrugged.

"I figured I was from when I first saw the show. I don't like that they are now after us... How are you dealing?" I answered. She shrugged.

"I did, too. But it's weird. I've always more than just liked Purple, you know that, but it's still weird."

"I know. Same here, but with Red." As I was saying this, my computer asked me if I wanted to accept a call from the Massive. I shrugged and clicked the 'Yes' button.

Both Tallests appeared on the screen, looking glad to see both of us in here.

"We hoped you'd both be in here," Purple said as we changed into our Irken forms. Jessica closed and locked the door.

"Yeah, we were talking for a couple minutes before you called," I said, sitting on the bean bag chair in front of the TV.

"Oh," Red said. (hey, that rhymed!)

After a couple minutes of all of us talking, there was a knock at the door.

"Nikki? Jess? You in there?" Ashley asked.

"Yeah," I called out.

"Why is your door locked?"

"I'll explain later. Give me a couple seconds," I said, then whispered to the Tallests, "Bye."

"Bye," Jess whispered.

"Bye," the whispered back as we changed into our disguises. They cut the transmission and I went and unlocked the door.

"So, what were you doing?" she asked as we walked to the living room.

"We were talking," I answered. Not the whole truth, but enough to make her understand, she was once a teenager who liked her privacy.

"Didn't want your conversation interrupted?" We shook our heads.

We all decided to try the pizza at Bloaty's, it actually wasn't that bad, and then went to see a movie. We saw The Woman in Black. Yeah, the people here are absolutely stupid, believing were all 17 or older.
Even though we are close to 17, or, in Kendrah's case, actually 17.

When we got back from the movie, Zim and Dib were in front of the house... arguing, like normal. What were they arguing about, you may ask. Well, Jess and I... more or less about us being aliens. Zim told Dib, Dib did not believe, and then they stood in front of my house arguing... And now, Zim's going to die.

"Zim, they aren't aliens," I heard Dib say.

"Yes they are, Zim's Tallests told him so."

"Here they come now, ask them, Zim. If you're so sure," Dib said as he spotted us.

"Zim will do so. Nicole, Jessica. Are you two half-Irken?"

"Maybe, maybe not. Mai tacos shall kill you all!" I said mysteriously, then screamed randoms.. That's me in a nutshell, pretty much.

"Are you two," Katie asked, we sighed and nodded, "Prove it." We looked at each other before pressing the button on our watches.

"How is that possible?" Kirsten asked. We shrugged.

"I have no idea, but we're still only half. And we didn't even know until we were abducted," I said.

Dib looked fairly upset, like his heart was broken(A/N: Say it with me now: Awwwwww. :P).We turned around so they could see our PAKs.

After a minute of silence, and us turning back to normal, Dib said, "Are you planning to take over the earth?" Typical Dib. We shook our heads.

"We promise, we grew up here. Why would we want to destroy it?" We asked.


"Now, Zim. Why did you tell him?" I asked.

"I was going to ask you if what the Tallests said was true, and the Dib-thing saw me standing out here, so Zim had to." I shook my head.

"You could have lied," I said.

"Zim did not think of that."

"Of course not."

"Well, this conversation has been lovely, but we must go inside, so bye," Ashley said. They left as we went inside to get ready for skool tomorrow.

I fell asleep surprisingly quickly, and had a dreamless sleep. When I woke up, it was 6:00 and I was hungry. I went downstairs and grabbed cereal. Coco Puffs to be exact. I put bagel in the toaster and put the cereal into a bowl. I put the bagel on a plate, then got some orange juice. I then ate my yummy breakfast!

After mai food, I went upstairs to change, wake the beasts(kidding!) that I live with, and get ready.

After we all got ready, we left for skool.

At skool, we sat through hours of Ms. Bitters lectures on doom. Fun(sarcasm)! I had been smart and packed a lunch this morning, so I didn't have to get the food here, and so, at lunch, I was the only one eating. Well, me being a nice person, I gave some of my food to them.

At recess, Jessica and I sat alone, because we didn't want to do anything. Dib soon came over and started talking to Jessica, I left them. I sat in the shade by a tree and thought about stuff.

After a few minutes, Edward came over.

"So, whatcha doing?" he asked.

"Are you Isabella from Phineas and Ferb now?" I asked. He shook his head and glared at me. "I twas thinking about stuff, if you must know."

"What type of stuff?"

"Alien stuff, homicidal stuff, crazy stuff, my stories..."


"What do you want?"

"Nothing. Geez, can't I talk to a friend without being questioned?" I shook my head, "Why not?"

"'Cause I said so." I smirked and stuck my tongue out at him. He gave me a weird look and left me alone. I love making people give me weird looks.

I sat there until we went back in.

After school we all walked home and Jessica was walking slightly slower. I slowed down and walked next to her.

"So... what's up?" I questioned as we got closer to our house.

"Dib asked me out."

"Awwwwwww... What did you say?"

"I told him I'd think about it."

"Say yes! Seriously, what harm could it do?" She stared at me.

"Nothing, I guess.. Why are you telling me what I should do?" she questioned with an eyebrow raised.

"'Cause. I know I'm never gonna get a date, so you can be my guinea pig." She rolled her eyes.


"Yay! Did you get his number?" she nodded, "Call him! Tell him you say yes! Please?"

She sighed, "Fine, later."


And finally, it's done. Sorry for the wait... but I was never able to write much... School, projects, siblings, and everything else wasn't allowing me to write for a long while. I had writer's block for a bit, too. Then, small things were going on and I wasn't in a writing mood.