Disclaimer: I only own mt OC, Serenity Parker, who, in this, is James S. P's childhood best friend.

NotSoSerene (Serenity Parker) has joined the chat

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter (James S. Potter) has joined the chat

QueenOfTheClaws (Rose Weasley) has joined the chat

ShadowPotter (Albus S. Potter) has joined the chat

SecretKeeper (Scorpius Malfoy) has joined the chat

FlowerGoddess (Lily L. Potter) has joined the chat

FlowerGoddess: ALBUS! James was being mean to me!

NotSoSerene: James Sirius Potter! What the bludger did you do!

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Nothing!

*ShadowPotter does not believe that

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Nobody asked the Slytherin!

SecretKeeper: OI! That's my best mate you're talking too. And Slytherin is not that bad!

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Says the Snake King

QueenOfTheClaws: James, stop it! Slytherin isn't as bad as it used to be. Even Professor Longbottom says so.

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter mutters

ShadowPotter: What was he doing to you, Lily?

FlowerGoddess: He was teasing me about how I would get sorted into Gryffindor and have no friends because I would still be nice to you. And then he said that if I didn't make the quidditch team, then I would be miserable for the rest of my existence at Hogwarts!





*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter hides from his best female friend

*NotSoSerene uses the killing curse on James

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter dies

*ShadowPotter throws James a funeral

*FlowerGoddess dances on his grave

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter is offended

*QueenOfTheClaws would like to point out that James is dead; thus, he cannot be offended

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter would like to point out that Rose just used correct grammar in a chat room

*SecretKeeper would like to point out that everybody has been typing using the '/me' form

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter enjoys using the '/me' form

*NotSoSerene also enjoys using the '/me' form

*FlowerGoddess wants James to pay

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter is not scared of Lily

*FlowerGoddess will be right back

SecretKeeper: Should we be scared?

MasterOfDisguise (Teddy Lupin) has joined the chat

FlowerGoddess: Back! =)

MasterOfDisguise: What's going on here?

FlowerGoddess: Read up, Teddy

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Uh, Teddy, why do you have an ?

MasterOfDisguise: You didn't really think Aunt Hermione would buy everyone a laptop without making sure it was safe, did you? She made me an admin for this chatbox

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Why didn't she make me one?

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter cries

QueenOfTheClaws: The dead can't cry *rolls eyes*

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: That doesn't stop Moaning Myrtle *is ghost*

ShadowPotter: So does that mean you're gonna share a toilet with her now?

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Shuddup

*MasterOfDisguise has read up

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Uh oh….

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter has been kicked by MasterOdDisguise

FlowerGoddess: Quick! Before he comes back! I need your help to get him back!

NotSoSerene: I could act like one of his crazy obsessed fan girls. It'll scare the crap out of him

SecretKeeper: I could spread some not so true secrets about him ;)

QueenOfTheClaws: I could 'help' him with his summer assignments

ShadowPotter: I could…do nothing *shrugs*

FlowerGoddess: Okay! Thanks everybody (minus Albus)!

MasterOfDisguise: So…clear?

*FlowerGoddess nods

Messages have been cleared by MasterOfDisguise

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter has joined the chat

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: o.o

FlowerGoddess: Hello Jimmy! =D

NotSoSerene: Jim Jam! *giggles*

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter is siriusly freaked out

MasterOfDisguise: Well, if I'm not needed anymore….

MasterOfDisguise (Teddy Lupin) has left the chat

FlowerGoddess: He didn't even say bye!

*FlowerGoddess sobs dramatically

SecretKeeper: Calm down, Lils. Teddy's just in the other room.

*FlowerGoddess stops crying 'oh…right…' and blushes

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Why did Teddy clear?

ShadowPotter: So, why'd it take you to log back in?

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Oh….right….

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter punches Al and makes him bleed

*ShadowPotter is bleeding 'WHY!'

*QueenOfTheClaws is getting tired of this 'later'

QueenOfTheClaws (Rose Weasley) has left the chat

NotSoSerene: Bye Rose!

NotSoSerene: fail… -.-

*NotSoSerene is now bored

*NotSoSerene sits on James' lap

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter is sat on

FlowerGoddess: If you guys are going to snog, I'm leaving

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Gross!

NotSoSerene: Bye Lily ;)

*FlowerGoddess (Lily L. Potter) has left the chat

*ShadowPotter snickers

*SecretKeeper is smirking

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Uh….Serenity?

NotSoSerene: yes?

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: What was that about?

NotSoSerene: What was what about?

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: THAT. The bye and wink. What was that about? It was kinda creepy o.O

*NotSoSerene giggles 'what did you want it to be about?' and plays with the collar of James' shirt

*SecretKeeper is laughing his arse off

*ShadowPotter is doing the same

*SiriuslyTheHottestPotter is extremely uncomfortable

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter: Uh….mum's calling….I have to go…bye!

SiriuslyTheHottestPotter (James S. Potter) has left the chat

*NotSoSerene is rolling on the floor laughing her fucking arse off

SecretKeeper: You are too good

ShadowPotter: If I hadn't known that you were acting, I would've thought that was for real. Anyway, James wants to play quidditch. I'll see you later

ShadowPotter (Albus S. Potter) has left the chat

SecretKeeper: You're acting is so good it's scary, Ren. Anyway, it's time for dinner. Talk to you tomorrow

SecretKeeper (Scorpius Malfoy) has left the chat

NotSoSerene: Yeah…acting…

*NotSoSerene sighs in frustration and screams

NotSoSerene: I feel better =)

NotSoSerene (Serenity Parker) has left the chat

LivingInTheShadows (unknown) has joined the chat

LivingInTheShadows: Wait, Serenity actually likes James? Whoa…

Messages have been cleared by LivingInTheShadows

LivingInTheShadows: There you go, Ren. Now nobody will know….