14Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.
A/N: Let the Lancelot bashing begin!
1. Stab him (with sword or dagger of your choice).
2. Shoot him.
3. Push him off a cliff.
4. Tell Uther that he's a sorcerer.
5. Accidentally, get the dragon to barbecue him.
6. (Sacrifice...er...) Send him to Vivian as a gift of good will.
7. Promote him to food taster.
8. Send him on a quest.
9. Round Two with a gryffon.
10. Introduce him to mad fangirls.
This story is not just a list. You get to vote on which of the options should be turned into a oneshot. :)