Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.

A/N: Let the Lancelot bashing begin!

1. Stab him (with sword or dagger of your choice).

2. Shoot him.

3. Push him off a cliff.

4. Tell Uther that he's a sorcerer.

5. Accidentally, get the dragon to barbecue him.

6. (Sacrifice...er...) Send him to Vivian as a gift of good will.

7. Promote him to food taster.

8. Send him on a quest.

9. Round Two with a gryffon.

10. Introduce him to mad fangirls.

This story is not just a list. You get to vote on which of the options should be turned into a oneshot. :)