16Sadly, I do not own the Mortal Instruments.
"What's an eBay?"
"A mythical place of great magical power."
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"Jace!" Clary shrieked, "It's not that hard!"
Jace angled his body away from her and started muttering curses under his breath, making sure that Clary couldn't hear him.
"I heard that." Clary sang.
Damn it.
"Alright, fine," Jace sighed, "Go over it one more time."
Clary pointed toward the computer screen. "This is what you want to buy, right?"
Jace nodded curtly.
"And you have Isabelle's credit card?" Clary asked, raising her eyebrows suggestively. Jace caught her drift and smiled. "Okay, type how much you want to pay here," Clary gestured again, and continued. "And then you want to click the 'Place Bid' button."
Jace did as she said and sat back smiling. Clary dropped a kiss on his cheek and sat down on his lap. Leaning back against his chest, she asked, "Do you understand now?"
Jace nuzzled his face into her neck, delighting in the sound of her giggle.
"So that's an EBay." He stated.
"That's an EBay," she repeated, "A mythical place of great magical power. Don't tell Isabelle about it. She'd go crazy."
"There would be no stopping her." Jace agreed. He sat up suddenly, nearly pushing Clary off of his lap. "Let's buy more!" He exclaimed happily.
Clary face palmed herself.
This was exactly what she was worried about.
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I know. This is really stupid. But, it's been bugging me ever since I read CoB. So what can I say? I'm sleep-deprived, and this is what comes out of SpeakNow1118's sleep-deprived mind. Haha.
Review? I'll be eternally grateful.
Story recommendation: The Green Apple by ditchedbyruby. It's the same sort of humor as this drabble.