So, like, I don't own Harry Potter at all… *cue dreamy sigh* I wish I created Draco.

Anyway Enjoy.

He had tried everything to get up there, but nothing worked. When Harry first got back to Hogwarts with his friends for his seventh year, he couldn't have felt more annoyed than he did that night.

*FLASHBACK*

It had become a ritual at the Burrow for Harry to tuck his girlfriend, Ginny, into bed and stay there until she fell asleep. So after spending some time in the common room with his girlfriend and two best friends, Ron and Hermione, Harry and Ginny went over to the staircase leading to the girl's dormitory. Ginny went up first with no trouble, but when Harry attempted to follow her, the staircase turned into a slide and made Harry fall on his face and slide back to the bottom. Ginny came back down to see what had happened, and she couldn't help but laugh. There lay her boyfriend, on the common room floor with his glasses askew and his face flat on the ground.

"Sorry honey." Ginny said giggling at her moaning boyfriend, "I forgot about our staircase protection."

Harry looked up briefly then let his face back down onto the ground mumbling, "Stupid staircase." Once his face was in the carpet once again

*END FLASHBACK*

And at that moment, Harry Potter swore that he would get up those stairs, one way or another, by the end of the year.

So I know this is really short, but I plan on putting every single one of Harry's attempts throughout the year up as well. Please review and let me know what you think. FLAMES HURT, SO THERE AREN'T ANY FIRE'S ALLOWED HERE, but constructive criticism is welcome at all times.

Remember, singing "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." Is not allowed in Herbology.

Luv you guys,

Ashley out! *salute*