Chapter 10: Kolkolkol Ohhonhonhon~

Authors Note: Hello readers!thanks to chibisofevil for this idea, I'll try and get some more ideas soon! Remember, Pm me or put it in a review if you want an idea to be featured in a chappie. ONTO THE STORY!

Disclaimer:I dont own anything, except a the idea for Leek Smash 4, as that would be totally awesome.

~Ohonhonhon, would you like to share this pagebreak with mon amour?~

"Kaito, do you remember that series we showed you?" The twins were currently helping Kaito nurse a headache he recieved after smashing his robotic body in the pavement headfirst. Luckily their master hadn't returned from her rather LONG vacation, something about a 'fanfiction', or else the twins would have lost their (illegal) road roller license. "Yeah, what about it?" Len was clearly nervous," Well, CRYPTON has been building more robots, and they want us to take care of two of them for a night. So..." Kaito nearly dropped his precious icecream once the realization hit him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Alas, it was too late, as Rin had put him in a dark locked closet before he could finish. 'This can't be too bad, right?Some of the characters were oka-' "Ohhonhonhon~What do we have here?" 'Oh s*** I'm f***ed.'

-meh-

Kaito flipped on the lightswitch in a jiffy, almost heaving his icecream once he saw who he was in the closet with. One of them he already knew was France, and the blonde was leering over him with a rape face. The other one had a white scarf and..."Become one with Russia, da?" That's it. "HELP ME!JHADGFBHJANSKDHBHJVASFHDV-" Len tried to drown out the sound by turning up his mp3 and looking down at his copy of Hatsune Mix. "Len , wanna play Leek Smash 4 with me?" Without a second thought to the bluenette, Len ran to the living room, knocking over an inconveinently placed broom onto the door knob.

-This pagebreak is dedicated to chibisofevil-

Only 4 minutes in , and Kaito had stopped 87 attempted rapes, and somehow found himself slowly scooting closer to Russia. "You like wearing a scarf too,da?" "Um,yeah." The tempatureof the room seem to drop a few degrees,and France visibly started shaking. " Well, if you want to be like me, you can become one with me. Otherwise, I'll crush you into-" "WAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!"

-I like trains-

Once the night ended, and Len had his butt duly served to him 874698 time son Leek smash, it wad time to let Kaito out. Rin and Len were not ready to find the sight that lay before them. Kaito and Russia had gotten some vodka, and were both singing Pechka and clinging to each other, with France beaten up and tied upside down to the light fixture. Once some Crypton officials took away the personified nations, Kaito experienced the wonderful thign known as-

A hangover.

A.N:Thank you for reading that. Hotaru out!