Gakupo:The Dancing Samurai

Authors Note: Hey! Thanks for reading, I dont have much to say besides "I told you about dem stairs bro. I told you" Enjoy the story

Disclaimer: If I owned Vocaloid, they would have hurried up with the robots and mass produced them for all the fangirls to lock in their closets.

-This pagebreak is dedicated to overlordrsh-

"WAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Kaito shot out of bed and ran down the stairs, nearly tripping over the mass of purple at the bottom landing. Gakupo held a foot that was twisted in a very awkward position, and was screaming in a very unmanly way. "KAITO, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!" This was starting to annoy Kaito, as the purplette was blocking the way to the freezer, " What do you need me to do, I'm glad to help." Sarcasm dripped into a pool at his feet. "I need you...to dress up like me for the day." "WHAT!" This was WAY beyond awkward. Gakupo paid no heed, "I've got a date with Luka, and if you dress up as me, I'll get you a Klondike bar." Kaito instantly perked up to the idea, "ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS!" The bluenette ran up to Gakupos room, the faint cry of "KAITO !" was heard all the way in Milwaukee, and became the legendary sound Leeroy copied off.

-Yo I'm a rapper rap my lyrics on the crapper and if my hoe gets out of line, yo I slap her!-

Kaito waited at the cafe where they were supposed to meet, slightly terrified. Luka was pretty nice when she wanted to be, but when it came to Gakupo, she was a tuna-weilding fiend. His rather itchy purple wig was bothering his scalp, and out of sheer boredom he started wondering what the hell was on Gakupos chest.(A.n: I keep seeing a circular disc, and is it a CD or what?) As an overly exxagerated shadow loomed over him, he felt any trace of robotic manhood leave his being. Luka was RIGHT THERE, and he felt the very sudden, very distinct urge to pee. Yep, Gakupo was a lucky man indeed.

-I LIEK CHOCOWATS!-

Luka had started up a conversation, and Kaito tried to look her in the eyes when she was talking, but she was...distracting. As she rambled on about tuna, using her hands to emphasize the size of the fish she had caught, eaten, or beaten Gakupo with, he kept looking at her. It seemed like no matter what, he couldn't stop. And once she talked talking to take a bite out of her tuna sandwich, she realized what he had been doing for the past 20 minutes. From seemingly nowhere, a frozen tuna appeared in her left hand, whoch she slapped angrily into her right. Before Kaito had time to beg for mercy, the cold scales met his face and effectively sent him flying 8647867 feet. "YOU WILL LOOK ME IN THE EYES OR DESPAI-wait, KAITO?" That was all he could remember before falling into a coma.

-FISH!-

Once Kaito found himself lying in a hospital bed, he ripped the IV out of his arm and hobbled home, searchign the freezer for the thing he knew as there. " My precious..." As the bluenette rubbed the Klondike bar against his cheek, Gakupo was suffering hell for not showing up to Lukas and his Valentines date. With Meiko though, there was a whole different story.

"WHO THE HELL LEFT A PUDDLE OF SARCASM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS?"

THE END. PEACE!