#2:Getting a Klondike Bar from the bottom of the ocean.

Authors Note: Thank you to chibis of evil for reviewing! Since I did lie about the cake so here is your idea put into writing. Ill use your ice cream idea, as it IS Shark week, and I have another one planned involving baseball. Thanks and here it is.

Disclaimer: Are you people actually stupid enough to believe that I own Vocaloid? I'm not the CEO of Crypton, so I don't.

"LEN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR KLONDIKE BAR! And why am I in a wetsuit. WHERE DID WE EVEN GET A BOAT?" Len looked at the delicious, cold treat he held in his hands, "Oh, this? It's for you, you just have to…GET IT!" And with that Len flung it through the air, the foil wrapping gleaming in the sunlight before falling into the crystal water. Kaito jumped in after it, not noticing the dorsal fins that had appeared in the area around the boat.

Kaitos POV:

Where was it? WHERE IN THIS PLACE WAS IT! Looking around, I saw the shiny foil come to rest in the sand. The water was only 10 feet deep, but the farther I went down the more the pressure hurt my ears until I could barely tolerate it. My lungs were burning, as I hadn't breathed very deeply before taking my dive into the water. My fingers finally clasped the delicious treat, and I looked up, right into the eyes of…of…

General POV, back on deck:

Ted sat in his lawn chair, munching contentedly on a loaf of bread while Len peered over the side of the boat into the crystal clear water. "Ted, should we have told him that only sand sharks (1) were here?" Ted looked at the shota, as the number of fins that were within range had grown, "Hmm…no. His reaction will be funnier when he comes back up." Ted then turned his head, " Keep reading on, as even though this is horribly written you need to finish it, or the rest of your lifespan will be plagued by thinking about what could have happened to our precious little ice cream loving idiot." Len turned, his ears not believing what they had heard. "Ted… who the f- are you talking to?"

"Why, anyone reading this story of course." Len ran over, snatching the French loaf out of the chimeras' hands. " OKAY, HOW MANY HALLUCEGENIC MUSHROOMS DID YOU BAKE IN HERE!" Ted shrank back in his seat, shaken by the sudden outburst. "I didn't put too many in this time I swear! Their really delicious!"

Meanwhile, back with the idiot (Kaito: HEY! I HEARD THAT!):

! Dear God, I am sorry for any wrongdoings I may have done, and that time I looked in at Meiko when she was in the shower, just please don't let die a gruesome and bloody death at the hands/fins of the freaking sharks! Oh, and is there ice cream in heaven? Because when I go there I really want vanilla-Snap out of it! Where's the surface! Racing off the ocean floor, I looked back to see if the shark followed me, which it was not.. BAM! My head had a dreadful meeting with the hull of the boat, making me dizzy for a few seconds before I regained my senses. Popping out of the water, I spit the salty taste out of my mouth before climbing onboard and grabbing a towel to dry off. Then, I exploded. "YOU IDIOTS! DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYING IN THE ABYSS! I WOULD KILL YOU BUT I HAVE TO GO EAT THIS!" The two teens stared dumbfounded at Kaitos retreating back, Kaito grumbling profanities at the two as he stalked up to the bow of the "borrowed" boat.

Yes, I know this sucks, but like everything else about me its poor quality.

(1): Sand sharks are not a very aggressive species, but they are still a force to be feared like all other sharks. Imagine being face to face with a shark, and you would be doing the same thing. Reviews are very much appreciated.