5Author's Notes: Post "Goodbye, Toby" and spoilers for "Weight Loss."
Disclaimer: Not mine, most likely never will be. It's ok, though.
Kevin Malone is on Facebook
Kevin Malone Hey everyone. What's up?
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Kevin and Oscar Martinez are friends.
Kevin and Kelly Erin Hannon are friends.
Kevin and Jim Halpert are friends.
Kevin Malone
New note: What…?
What is this? Like a wall post, but bigger?
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Kevin and Michael Scott are friends.
Kevin and Dwight Schrute are friends.
Kevin Malone Boobs.
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Dwight Schrute Really, Kevin? Was this necessary?
Kevin Malone it asked what was on my mind…I was just being honest ;)
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Kevin likes The Police
Kevin likes food
Kevin and Holly Flax are friends.
Kevin and Kelly Kapoor are friends.
Holly Flax Hi, Kevin! Nice to see you on Facebook.
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Kevin Malone Off to practice with the band, Scrantonicity II
Jim Halpert Let me know when your next show is, Kev.
Holly Flax That's so cool that you're in a band, Kevin!
Kevin Malone Holly – Yeah, I'm the drummer. It's a blast. Jim – Will definitely do.
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Kevin added Dunder Mifflin Paper Company to his work (Accountant)
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Kevin likes American Pie 2
Kevin and Andy Bernard are friends.
Kevin Malone Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me…
Kelly Kapoor Kevin, that song is so creepy!
Kelly Erin Hannon No, nooo, that one about every breath you take is worse. It's the stalker song.
Kevin Malone So what's the standard protocol for getting friend rejected on Facebook?
Oscar Martinez Don't take it personally and move on.
Holly Flax I'm sorry, but like Oscar said, don't take it to heart!
Kevin Malone Thanks guys. Sounds like a good idea Oscar. Don't worry about me Holly. I'm gonna be fine. I never really liked Jan too much anyway.
Holly Flax I can't believe anyone who wouldn't want to be friends with you, Kevin. You are such a nice person. I think this reflects more on Jan than it does you.
Kevin Malone Ok, people. My band Scrantonicity II and NOT Scrantonicity I repeat Scrantonicity II and NOT Scrantonicity has a show coming up. I'll post more details once I know them. You should come. It will blow your mind.
Kevin Malone Hey Oscar Martinez, we should play hateball…it's been awhile.
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Andy Bernard Hateball?
Kevin Malone We call it that because Angela hates it
Michael Scott So I'm planning ahead for The Dundies…please don't make me have to give you the Don't Go In There After Me award again.
Holly Flax I'll be psyched when I finally experience the infamous Dundies! =)
Michael Scott I'll give you a little preview and say that a Coolest HR Rep Award is definitely in order =)
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Kevin and Rob Dryden are friends.
Kevin is now single
Dwight Schrute Weren't you always single?
Kevin Malone First time including my relationship status on Facebook, geez Dwight.
Kevin Malone I was thinking, and you guys remember the office olympics we had awhile back? It was a ton of fun and we should do it again. Who's with me?
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Jim Halpert Flonkerton!
Dwight Schrute You were thinking…that's new.
Michael Scott Office Olympics? What Office Olympics? I would remember something like that.
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Kevin and Darryl Philben are friends.
Kevin and Toby Flenderson are friends.
Kevin and Cathy Malone are friends.
Kevin Malone Drummers are always the best part of the band.
Kevin Malone Hey Oscar Martinez, missed you at work today. It's always better with you there, especially when I've got Angela nagging me about stuff.
Oscar Martinez Thanks Kev. I should be back tomorrow.
Andy Bernard Hey! Angela doesn't nag!
Dwight Schrute Like you would really know that…
Jim Halpert As if he would really know that, you mean
Kevin Malone Oscar – Cool. We should hang out outside of the office again soon, go bowling or something. Andy/Dwight/Jim – Umm, ok, I'm just gonna leave you amongst yourselves…
Kevin Malone VIDEO: The Police, Roxanne
They're my favorite band
Holly Flax I think it's great that you have such an interest in music, Kevin.
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Kevin likes Cup Noodles
Kevin likes M&Ms
Holly Flax Kevin! I'm really sorry about today. You are obviously very competent and definitely not mentally challenged. I don't know how I was ever convinced otherwise. Again, I'm sorry. Maybe we could get lunch one day? Wherever you'd like to go, on me. I want to make this up to you.
Kevin Malone Sigh. What a day.
Rob Dryden What happened?
Kevin Malone I thought this lady was totally into me, but in turns out she was just being nice because she thought I was retarded.
Rob Dryden Wow. That's rough, man.
Michael Scott It's ok, Kevin. I hired you, and I got a good feeling about you when you interviewed. You're smarter than you look, so don't stress.
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Kevin Malone Another day, another Scrantonicity concert done did…life is pretty good right now.