Disclaimer: I once dreamed I owned InuYasha, then I woke up and was a sad panda cause I didn't.

This was all her fault…He gave a cold glare as he looked over at the one that was the source of all his misery. He wanted to kill her….he really did. And he would…if it would not upset his ward, which he knew it would if he killed the irritating miko.

Said miko was currently looking at him, a weird smile on her face as she watched Rin playing happily with her adopted father.

Though the daiyoukai wouldn't admit it he saw the girl as a daughter and would fiercely protect her from any threat. It was because of the girl he was suffering the humiliation he was now. Hearing the stifling of laughter he turned his eyes to glare at said miko who wisely when she saw his murderous look, wisely chose to keep silent…for now.

He had indulged in this foolishness only to make his ward happy and because the things the miko brought from her home kept the child from pestering him as much.

Except…this last time was his undoing.

"Oh Lady Sesshoumina!" Rin's voice would ring out, killing his musings. "It was so good for you to come today! I wanted to thank you for coming for tea!" Her voice exaggerated as she strode towards her lord, wearing what had been her latest surprise. At that, the laughter would erupt once more and he bit back the growl he was holding. The laughter was coming from the hanyou who looked on with mirth. Said hanyou would die later. He vowed.

Kagome had seen fit to bring the girl a tea set from her time and to his horror, the clothing to go along with it. Normally he would not have cared, but the cursed female had brought an OUTFIT for him as well to please his ward.

So here he sat, as Rin wobbled to him as he ignored the laughter that wafted from the damned miko and her group. Rin decked out in a sun hat and heels, staggered to him before bowing and pouring into his cup, which after sniffing was nothing more than water with grass in it, supposing to be herbs. He looked at the cup in disgust but wisely kept it to himself.

The young girl had insisted he wear the damning clothing and so here he was, Lord Sesshoumaru, feared lord of the western lands…dressed as a woman in a sun hat and his hand clasping a tea cup with his pinky pointed as insisted by Rin.

"Oh come on LADY Sesshoumina…Lady Rin was telling me how much fun you had dressing up for tea!" Kagome said her body shaking silently with laughter. His glare would quickly make her cough and squeak out, "Right then….I think I have food to make..." Hurriedly running off to the group.

As he attempted to ignore the wafting laughter as Rin continued to babble on, he swore he could feel his dignity dying slowly…and somewhere his father was laughing at him.