Light walked down the dark corridors of To-oh university with Ryuzaki.
"I don't like tennis" the teen whined.
"Me neither" the other answered.
"Shall we go to a nearby cafe?"
"Why? So you can kill me?"
"...What?"

"...I hate you sometimes, Ryuzaki." The detective pouted and gave Light a childish look.
"No need to be so down…. It's only school." A girl walked past and smiled at Light and Ryuzaki. Light frowned as to why the girl was speaking to them.

"Hi I'm Lexi." The girl held her hand out for them to shake. Ryuzaki took it and shook it.
"Hi I'm Ryuga Hideki and this is Light Yagami" Light was slightly annoyed that he didn't get to introduced himself, but he felt better after thinking about his beloved potato chips.
"Light," Ryuzaki said bluntly "Stop staring into deep space"
"Technically it's not space it's air." Light saw the girl in front of him giggle slightly. She had long red hair that stopped at her waist and bright blue eyes.
"You remind me of my cousin."
"Oh is he an intellectual as well?"
"No he's a smart ass idiot…."

"LOL" Light looked confused at Ryuzaki.
"Thanks."
"Anyway..."
"OH MY GOD JAM!" At that, Beyond Birthday ran past them at a speed faster than both light and Light, chasing a rolling jar of jam.
"..." Said L
"..." Said Light
"..." Said Lexi
"..." Said Near, who had suddenly appeared.
"Oh my god! It's a blonde kid!" Lexi cried. Light looked at her confused. Suddenly two boys appeared out of nowhere.

"Oh. Smart ass idiot meet my cousin…. The original smart ass idiot." Light glared at Lexi as well as the tall boy with ash hair. The other boy next to her laughed insanely he had jet black hair and eyes that creeped Light out.
"Oh God… It's Mello….." Near muttered.
"Oh God... It's Near..." Mello muttered.
"OH GOD THIS JAM IS LIKE HAVING A BATH IN JAM AND CANDY!" Everyone looked at BB with an annoyed look.
"What?" Beyond exclaimed "I needed an entrance!"
"Hehe." Mello laughed "You said entrance"
"Mello." Near whispered in annoyance.
"Um… Ash did you spike my drink again?" Lexi asked.
"No this is all real…"
"Well this is almost as weird as our last bonfire."
"Hey at least you weren't being chased around by a fire breathing dragon!" Ash yelled. Suddenly everyone looked at them.
"Did he just say Dragon?" Ryuzaki asked, suddenly believing everyone was Kira.
"No." Lexi replied.
"ITS AAAAAAAALL A !" Ash chanted at the detective.
"Too many vodka shots..." Lexi muttered.
"Moving on," Ryuzaki said, coughing to get attention "Why does the day feel really long an-"
"Hehe. You said long" Mello commentated. Beyond pulled Ryuzaki into a tight hug.
"Aww!" Near exclaimed, like the real LxBB fanboy he truly was. Light's eye twitched.
"Ryuzaki.. don't you think this is a bit weird?" Lexi asked. Suddenly Mello stepped forwards and put his arm around her.
"Finally, someone else who knows how insane they are."
"… I was talking about you as well….. Mellooo" Lexi laughed at the name then slapped at Ash's arm which he was still waving around. Suddenly the bell went for the start of lessons.
"So what does everyone have next?" Lexi asked as they all continued walking in the direction of the school.
"I have History." Light said pulling away from the group. Suddenly the chain around his wrist pulled Ryuzaki with him.
"And apparently so do I." Ryuzaki said. Lexi laughed and followed them.
"So do I. See ya guys." She waved to the group then headed into the History block.
"Um, Ryuzaki..." Light pointed to a black mass of hair by the detective's neck "You have something on your shoulder..."
"Yes...Beyond, please get off me..."
"No." The copy said, nuzzling Ryuzaki's neck. Again, Light's eye twitched.
"Beyond..." Ryuzaki warned. Said copy pouted.
"But you're snuggly..." he muttered. Light glared at Beyond.
"Just get off!" Ryuzaki exploded. Even Lexi stepped back as Beyond pulled away with his head hung low. "Now go to your lesson."
"This really is worse than the dragon…." Lexi muttered.
"Ha! You did say dragon!" Light yelled pointing to her. As he did several people turned to look at them. Lexi rubbed her head with her hand then dragged Light into a nearby empty classroom. She locked the door then started to explain.
"So you're a vampire?"
"Yeah basically."
"So, you drink people's blood?"
"Yeah"
"Oh my Kira..."
"But you are Kira."
"I'm not Kira! You're as bad as L..."
Meanwhile, in some janitor's closet, Beyond was sat in the darkness, sobbing a little. He hadn't expected his beloved L to react like to react like that. Suddenly, the door opened and in stepped Ash.
"You haven't seen a dude with brown hair and eyes have you?" Beyond shook his head and looked at the tall boy. "Okay see ya." As he left Beyond stood and saw Lexi leaving a room with Light. He hid in the cupboard again.
"Okay so you promise not to tell anyone about what happened in there?"
"I promise."
"Good." Beyond heard footsteps as Lexi ran off. Light walked past the door looking confused. Beyond saw a chance and took it.
"I know what you did in there." He muttered from the doorway. Light froze in the corridor and then slipped into the closet as well. He pushed the door over and looked at the clone.
"What do you want to keep it a secret?"
"No" Beyond smirked, completely misunderstanding what had happened in the locked room between Light and Lexi. It was a perfect 'Mello moment'.
"What do you mean 'no'?"
"No. Non. Iie. Whatever language you friggin' speak."
"You little prick! Just don't tell anyone!"
"Or what?"
"Or we'll both get killed for knowing!"
"Yeah right it can't be that bad!"
"It is! Apparently if a vampire reveals their identity they and the person they tell are to be executed! Including anyone who finds out." Beyond froze. He was confused as he thought they were just becoming 'friendly'
"She's a vampire!" he yelled it loudly. Light had to cover his mouth. But suddenly the door opened and there was Near.
"I like trains" He said and a poor unfortunate Matsuda got run over by a weirdly placed train. Near walked away, leaving Beyond and Light frozen on the spot. After a while, the copy got tired of having Kira's hand on his mouth and licked it.
"Ew!" Light exclaimed "That's so unsanitary you little brat!" Light stepped away from him and wiped his hand against his shirt. "You're going to be so sorry for that!" Suddenly Light felt a tug on the chain on his wrist. He had forgotten that all along he had been chained to L who was stood outside of the door. Light slapped his hand on his face and shook his head. "I am screwed."
"So this girl really is a vampire?" Light nodded still with his hand on his face.
"What me?" The voice came from down the hallway. L and Light both turned to see Lexi with her friends behind her. She was smiling with long fangs extended obviously. "I knew I couldn't trust you." She started to move towards them. Light backed away but couldn't go too far as L stayed frozen in his place. Light tried to pull on the chain to get L to move but he stayed still.
"Interesting. I've never met a vampire before."
"Really? There's lots of us about really. Take my friends here we've all been vampires since we were born and we're only three of millions."
"Light started to pull L closer to the door behind them. Suddenly it opened and in the doorway stood Lexi and her friends…. Again. Light and L looked quickly between the two groups and suddenly realised they were in trouble.
"Get out of my body you bitch!" Lexi yelled from behind Light.

"Well," Beyond muttered "I have deduced two things"

"What are they?" L asked.

"One, we're in shit street. Two, I'm hungry" Light rolled his eyes.

"Beyond, the first is just stating the bloody obvious. The second isn't even possible. You ate that massive jar of jam about ten minutes ago" L replied coldly.

"Guys can we deal with the REAL situation here!" Light fumed, pointing to the two groups surrounding them.

"Your body?" Cried the other Lexi. "You get out of mine!"

"Oh God this is horrible!" Light cried stepping back into the cupboard.

"Can someone please tell me what's going on!" L yelled.

"Them knocked us all out then locked us in the boiler room….. By the way you might want to get someone to fix the wall"

"Why?" Light asked sticking his head out.

"I broke it…."

"…" Light pulled his head back into the room.

"So how can we prove that it really is you?"

"Why do you have to know?"

"Because I'm pretty sure Kira is in the room."

"Kira?" Light asked. "Really? You're in a room full of freaking vampires that could rip our throats out and you're still thinking about that?"

"Kira? You mean you're the one researching him?" said the other Lexi. "So you're L? Well I guess you'll just have to die wont you?" Suddenly the vampire leaped towards him. Lexi moved at the same time and suddenly her eyes were glowing green. A large gust of wind blew through the hall as the group were all blown backwards at high speed. Lexi moved and pushed L and Beyond back into the cupboard as a sudden loud growling could be heard. As he was being pushed he saw that at the end of the hallway one of the people had turned into a giant spider-like creature. He was glad he didn't suffer arachnophobia. Once inside the cupboard, the door was being held shut from the outside. All three of them were in complete darkness.

"Is everyone all right?" L asked.

"Y-yeah..." Light replied shakily.

"No!" Beyond snapped "What the hell was that about?"

"Something must have happened when we last split up" L deduced "Considering we don't know Lexi that well, this will-"

"L, you're bleeding." Beyond interrupted, holding the detectives arm. His dark eyes widened at the three slashes on his skin.

"What do you mean he's bleeding?" The voice came from outside. Lexi was yelling through the door.
"His arm there's a huge cut." Light watched as L tried to stand but his skin was so pale and his legs fell from under him. "We need to get him some help!" Light yelled out.
"Just wait and I'll get you out. I've got friends coming."
"What the hell was that?" Ash yelled from outside.
"I don't know some kind of bat!" Quinn yelled back. Suddenly there was the noise of hundreds of squeaks. Light sat and listened to the cries of Lexi, Quinn and Ash. Light gave up waiting and kicked at the door. It fell out of it's frame and Light caught sight of dozens of bats flying away in terror. Lexi was stood in front of the door with cuts all over her. Light went to help her up but she pushed him away as a large stick was thrown at them. He hit the wall hard and slid down into a sitting position. He watched as Lexi got up and her wounds were healing.
"I'm getting sick of this!" As she said it two girls ran down the corridor and joined her sides. One's eyes were glowing violet while the others glowed blue. Light could only make out a blur as a large ball of green, violet and Blue fire was produced in front of each of them. Suddenly the flame flew down the corridors and hit the impostors. When the smoke had cleared all that was left of them was three small piles of ash.

"Well that was fun" Near said sarcastically, walking out from behind Lexi.

"Hehe. You said fun" Mello smirked. Lexi and her two friends ignored the duo who had just appeared.

"That was..." Light muttered, trying to get to grips of what just happened. Lexi pulled him up with ease and walked over to the cupboard. L was sat next to Beyond, gripping his arm as the blood dripped to the floor.

"He's getting worse" the copy said morosely, gently holding L. The detective was too weak to argue, but he tried to focus on the people surrounding him. Lexi watched as Quinn and Ash pulled him up and held him. "Please can you help him?"
"I could but it's not going to be pleasant." Beyond stared at her with sadness in his eyes. She looked at L who nodded. She then lifted her wrist to her mouth and bit it. As soon as blood started to pour she put her wrist to L's mouth. "You have to drink it." He looked shocked for several moments but he was too weak to argue. He drank quickly after several moments Lexi pulled her wrist away and everyone watched as the cut on his arm healed. Lexi sighed as her two tiny bite marks faded. She suddenly heard footsteps and the sound of people running. She grabbed Light's arm and pulled him out of the building at high speed. Kiva was pulling Near, Jinkz was pulling Mello, Quinn was carrying L, while Ash was left to fight and pull Beyond at the same time. As they got outside Lexi looked around and saw a large bush. She pushed everyone behind it then climbed behind it herself.

"My hair!" Light and Mello protested as twigs wound themselves into their hair.

"Shut up!" Lexi whispered harshly. Near looked out of a gap in the leaves and his eyes widened. Out of the school, a wolf was sat, staring straight at them. Beyond noticed too, but simply smirked. He had a little game to play with the Yagami boy.

"Hey," the copy whispered to the teen "I know how we can solve this"

"How?" Light asked.

"Like this" the copy pushed him out of the bush, forcing him to land in front of the wolf.

"Beyond!" L growled at the copy. Beyond simply shrugged.

"The bastard deserved it. He's Kira" Light looked up into the yellow eyes of the creature before him, as it growled at him. Lexi suddenly burst out of the bushes and stopped in front of Light.
"Jackson don't!" she cried quickly. The wolf closed it's mouth then stepped back slightly. Lexi sighed as the wolf became smaller and turned into a boy. Lexi pushed Light back towards the bush. He ducked down behind it after hitting Beyond over the head.
"Ow!" he cried. Lexi's eyes glowed green again and suddenly every voice from the group disappeared. Everyone looked at each other confused as they tried to talk.
Lexi give us our voices back now! Jinkz voice rang through everyone's minds. Suddenly a large group of men burst out of the school doors. Jackson and Lexi froze and turned to them. All of a sudden one held up a gun towards them. Lexi stood in front of Jackson as the man fired. A dart hit her in the neck. She instantly collapsed. Next a dart was fired at Jackson who also collapsed. Light watched as Quinn held back Kiva who was trying to dart out. The men scanned the area before picking up the bodies and taking them to a large red van. They all climbed in and drove off leaving the group startled. Apparently at some point their voices had been given back to them as Ash started to yell after the van.