HELLO MY DARLINGS! i hope you like this i do not own the fallowing:Jason voorhees,michael myers,freddy krueger,chucky,tiffany,and glen! I ONLY OWN BLADE! oh and slipknot,black veil brides,and avenged sevenfold are in here i dont own them either ):

Freddy: *In Blade's dream* WAKE UP!

Blade: WHAT THE F**K! *Throws ninja star at freddy's head*

*Michael and jason poke heads through door*

Blade: Freddy get out of my room or i'm going to kill you!

Freddy: Aw c'mon i was just trying to wake you up! *Takes out ninja star*

Blade: *Growls* Get out!

Freddy: *Walks out*

*IN THE KITCHEN*

Tiffany: Morning sweet face!

Blade: Morning tiffany!

Chucky: *Stabs pancake* I hate not killing!

Blade: *Slaps chucky upside the head* Get over it

Chucky: Piss off blade!

*Michael and jason fighting on the floor*

Blade: *Sighs* Break it up you two!

*Mchael and jason look up*

Jason: *Stabs michaels arm and gets up*

Blade: How many times do i have to tell you two! NO FIGHTING IN MY HOUSE! Jason come outside with me!

*Jason tilts head and fallows blade*

*OUTSIDE*

Blade: *Hooks jason up to a light pole and grabs a waterhose*

Jason: *Eyes widen*

Blade: *Sprays jason with water*

Andy biersack/corey taylor: HAHAHAHAHA!

Jason: *try's to run*

Blade: now you know better not to fight in my house! *Turns off hose and unhooks jason*

Chucky: Poor jason

Blade: He now knows not to fight in my house. MICHAEL COME HERE!

Michael: *Pokes head out*

Blade: Come here!

Jimmy sullivan(RIP): Oooh he's going to get it now! *Looks around and spots a duck* THATS THE BIGGEST F**KING DUCK I HAVE EVER SEEN! COME HERE YOU STALLION DUCK! HE'S NOT AFRAID AT ALL!

Blade: *Grabs michael and hooks him up* Your staying here until tomarrow. got that?

Michael: *Nods*

Blade: *Stabs michael in the head with his butchers knife*

Zacky vengeance: Dang.

Joey jordison: Wow

Blade: OH MY GOD IT'S JOEY JORDISON AND ZACKY VENGEANCE! OH MY GOD THE REV IS CHASING HIS STALLION DUCK!

Joey/zacky/jimmy: *Smile*

Jason/michael: *Gets jelous*

Jimmy: HE'S NOT AFRAID AT ALL!

Blade: I WHORSHIP YOU GUYS! *gets down on knees and whorship*

Jimmy: HE'S NOT AFRAID AT ALL!

Random person: *Jumps on jimmy's back* I love you jimmy! *kisses his neck*

Jimmy: AAAH GET THIS CREEPER OFF ME!

Jason: *Stabs random person*

Random person: *Grabs on blades leg* help me!

Blade: AAAH DIE YOU MOTHER F**KER! *Stabs her in the face*

Jimmy: A spoonfull of jimmy makes the whole world go down! Hey do you have any beer?

Glen: In the frigde!

jimmy: *races in blades house* thank you!

Jinxx: That was weired

: Becuase jimmy is weired

1 HOUR LATER!

Jimmy: Whoah look at all these pigions! do you think they can trust us humans? *chases pigions and smacks one out of mid air*

Blade: *pepper sprays jimmy*

everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chucky: Why didnt you stab him?

Blade: BECAUSE HE'S THE REV!

Jason: *hands note to blade*

Blade: *reads note* what the freak! *Slaps jason*

everyone: *loos at jason*

Blade: i'm going inside

*everyone except jason reads note*

everyone: OH MY GOD!

HOPE YOU LIKED THIS PIECE OF CRAP I CALL A STORY! :D i was bored so decided to write this i promise more will be up if you liked this R.I.P JIMMY AND PAUL GREY!