HELLO MY DARLINGS! i hope you like this i do not own the fallowing:Jason voorhees,michael myers,freddy krueger,chucky,tiffany,and glen! I ONLY OWN BLADE! oh and slipknot,black veil brides,and avenged sevenfold are in here i dont own them either ):
Freddy: *In Blade's dream* WAKE UP!
Blade: WHAT THE F**K! *Throws ninja star at freddy's head*
*Michael and jason poke heads through door*
Blade: Freddy get out of my room or i'm going to kill you!
Freddy: Aw c'mon i was just trying to wake you up! *Takes out ninja star*
Blade: *Growls* Get out!
Freddy: *Walks out*
*IN THE KITCHEN*
Tiffany: Morning sweet face!
Blade: Morning tiffany!
Chucky: *Stabs pancake* I hate not killing!
Blade: *Slaps chucky upside the head* Get over it
Chucky: Piss off blade!
*Michael and jason fighting on the floor*
Blade: *Sighs* Break it up you two!
*Mchael and jason look up*
Jason: *Stabs michaels arm and gets up*
Blade: How many times do i have to tell you two! NO FIGHTING IN MY HOUSE! Jason come outside with me!
*Jason tilts head and fallows blade*
*OUTSIDE*
Blade: *Hooks jason up to a light pole and grabs a waterhose*
Jason: *Eyes widen*
Blade: *Sprays jason with water*
Andy biersack/corey taylor: HAHAHAHAHA!
Jason: *try's to run*
Blade: now you know better not to fight in my house! *Turns off hose and unhooks jason*
Chucky: Poor jason
Blade: He now knows not to fight in my house. MICHAEL COME HERE!
Michael: *Pokes head out*
Blade: Come here!
Jimmy sullivan(RIP): Oooh he's going to get it now! *Looks around and spots a duck* THATS THE BIGGEST F**KING DUCK I HAVE EVER SEEN! COME HERE YOU STALLION DUCK! HE'S NOT AFRAID AT ALL!
Blade: *Grabs michael and hooks him up* Your staying here until tomarrow. got that?
Michael: *Nods*
Blade: *Stabs michael in the head with his butchers knife*
Zacky vengeance: Dang.
Joey jordison: Wow
Blade: OH MY GOD IT'S JOEY JORDISON AND ZACKY VENGEANCE! OH MY GOD THE REV IS CHASING HIS STALLION DUCK!
Joey/zacky/jimmy: *Smile*
Jason/michael: *Gets jelous*
Jimmy: HE'S NOT AFRAID AT ALL!
Blade: I WHORSHIP YOU GUYS! *gets down on knees and whorship*
Jimmy: HE'S NOT AFRAID AT ALL!
Random person: *Jumps on jimmy's back* I love you jimmy! *kisses his neck*
Jimmy: AAAH GET THIS CREEPER OFF ME!
Jason: *Stabs random person*
Random person: *Grabs on blades leg* help me!
Blade: AAAH DIE YOU MOTHER F**KER! *Stabs her in the face*
Jimmy: A spoonfull of jimmy makes the whole world go down! Hey do you have any beer?
Glen: In the frigde!
jimmy: *races in blades house* thank you!
Jinxx: That was weired
: Becuase jimmy is weired
1 HOUR LATER!
Jimmy: Whoah look at all these pigions! do you think they can trust us humans? *chases pigions and smacks one out of mid air*
Blade: *pepper sprays jimmy*
everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chucky: Why didnt you stab him?
Blade: BECAUSE HE'S THE REV!
Jason: *hands note to blade*
Blade: *reads note* what the freak! *Slaps jason*
everyone: *loos at jason*
Blade: i'm going inside
*everyone except jason reads note*
everyone: OH MY GOD!
HOPE YOU LIKED THIS PIECE OF CRAP I CALL A STORY! :D i was bored so decided to write this i promise more will be up if you liked this R.I.P JIMMY AND PAUL GREY!