Disclaimer: No, I don't own Harry Potter, nor will I ever own Harry Potter *Sniffles*.
I will not have a staring contest with Mad-eye Moody.
I roamed around Grimmauld place looking for Mad-eye. This year, since it's my last, I was planning on doing my list of things not to do at Hogwarts. My best friends Fred and George are going to do it with me. We each have some that we're going to do individually, and then some we'll do together. It will be the best year ever. I can already feel it.
At last, I spotted Mad-eye sitting at the table talking to Sirius, my dad, about Auror stuff. I sat down next to my dad, which was right across from Mad-eye.
"Hey, Avery, how are you?" He asked me.
"I'm doing well," I said and then started to stare at Mad-eye, unblinkingly. He kept talking to Sirius, but his weird eye was looking at me. My eyes were starting to water, but I didn't blink.
Eventually, Mad-eye turned to look at me with an amused expression on his scarred face. My eyes were really starting to water.
"You can try all you want, but I'm not going to blink. Your father and James tried this on me too during Auror School," he said, smirking. I blinked a bunch of times.
"Dang, you just ruined all the fun in it," I said, pouting. He just smirked at me and continued with his conversation with my dad.
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I will not make up 'Hug-a-Slytherin' day.
I smirked at Fred and George as we got ready for our next prank. We were all wearing white shirts that said on the front and back, "Hug a Slytherin day! Have you hugged a Slytherin today?" This was definitely going to be fun, but we'll have to dodge a lot of curses. We each had a target for the first one. Mine is Draco Malfoy. This is going to be totally awesome, not to mention hilarious.
Suddenly, Draco Malfoy strutted down the hall and I almost rubbed my hands together and cackled evilly. I waited until he was close before I ran at him and hugged him. He was so shocked that he didn't do anything. That's when I noticed another Slytherin walking down. I rushed at him with Malfoy and yelled, "Group hug!" The other Slytherin happened to be Crabbe, so he didn't do anything. I quickly let go of them before using Protego and running away to find my next target.
I hugged three more Slytherins before I was caught by Professor McGonagall and I was given detention for a week. It was still totally worth it.
I will not sing Holding out for a hero by Jennifer Saunders when Harry Potter walks in the room.
Fred and George were waiting for Harry to come. They had memorized that muggle song and they were planning on singing the whole song when he came.
Finally, the portrait door opened and Harry walked in. Immediately, the twins stood up and both started singing.
Where have all good men gone Is not there a white knight upon a fiery steed? I need a hero Somewhere after midnight
And where are all the gods?
Where is the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Late at night I toss & turn & dream of what I need
I am holding out for a hero
He has have got to be strong
And he has have got to be fast
And he has have got to be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I am holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
(until the morning light)
He has have got to be sure
And it is have got to be soon
And he has got to be larger than life
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder & rising with the heat I need a hero Up Where the mountains meet the heavens above I need a hero I need a hero
It is going to take a superman to sweep me off my feet
I am holding out for a hero '
He has have got to be strong
And he has have got to be fast
And he has got to be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I am holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He has have got to be sure
And it is have got to be soon
And he has have got to be larger than life
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I´d swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me
Through the wind & the chill & the rain
And the storm & the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood
(like a fire in my blood 2 t.)
I am holding out for a hero
He has have got to be strong
And he has have got to be fast
And he has have got to be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I am holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He has have got to be sure
And it is have got to be soon
And he has have got to be larger than life
I am holding out for a hero
He has have got to be strong
And he has have got to be fast
And he has have got to be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I am holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He has have got to be sure
And it is have got to be soon
And he has have got to be larger than life
Harry stood there staring at the Weasley Twins before he started laughing and walking to the dormitory. Everyone else started laughing too.
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