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These are random one-shots following the conversations of the Victorious gangs updates on the slap. I don't really know if it makes sense but hopefully you'll understand. The first one is a Jade West update. Hope you enjoy!
The Slap – Jade West: I want a Hawaiian themed wedding, and if ANYBODY objects I shall throw them in a Volcano :).
Mood = Awesome! :D
Beck Oliver: What about a church wedding?
Jade West: What about it?
Beck Oliver: I want a church wedding.
Jade West: And? Have one.
Beck Oliver: But you want a Hawaiian one?
Jade West: Who said I was marrying you? :)
Cat Valentine: Can I come?
Jade West: If I don't hate you by then.
Cat Valentine: Yay!
Beck Oliver: :(
Jade West: What now?
Beck Oliver: You said you aren't marrying me.
Jade West: Very good, you can read!
Beck Oliver: Therefore I am sad.
Jade West: Aww (sarcasm)
Rex Powers: Marry me tuts :*
Jade West: Fall off a cliff …
Robbie Shapiro: Can I come too, ?
Jade West: Anyone who isn't Vega.
Tori Vega: Why not me?
Jade West: Because I'm not your friend :)
Trina Vega: Does that include me?
Jade West: Most definitely.
Beck Oliver: Wait, wait, wait .. why aren't you marrying me?
Jade West: Why should I?
Andre Harris: Can I do the music?
Jade West: I guess, but nothing lame.
Beck Oliver: I'm your boyfriend that's why.
Jade West: Is that the best reason you got?
Beck Oliver: I am officially offended.
Jade West: Good :)
Beck Oliver: Can I come to the wedding?
Jade West: Once you don't object, because you know the volcanic consequences.
Beck Oliver: Can I stand next to you on the aisle?
Jade West: If there is room.
Beck Oliver: Can I kiss you when you say I do?
Jade West: Maybe …
Beck Oliver: Jade?
Jade West: Yes?
Beck Oliver: I love you.
Jade West: … I love you two ...
Beck Oliver: :D
Jade West: Babe, pass me my coffee.
Beck Oliver: Magic Word?
Jade West: Lotion.
Beck Oliver: Will do then.
Jade West: Thanks.
Sinjin Van Cleef: You know I also want a Hawaiian themed wedding ;)
Jade West: Leave.
A/N: Ok I hope you liked, I will be doing more updates and since you're here Please review! And PLEASE ADD ME ON TWITTER (: