24Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note; I do own a Death Note… heh heh
Geniuses Shouldn't Text
"Light hurry up or we'll be late for our date!" Misa called to her boyfriend who was in the shower.
"In a minute!" Light called annoyed that he had to go on a date with Misa now. Of all times. Misa sat by the couch, picking at her pink nail polish when Light's cell phone caught her attention.
I wonder what Light has on his phone?
She opened it and scrolled to messages.
Ryuzaki?
Light and him texted each other. The thought was weird and Misa found she couldn't picture it.
What do two geniuses talk about?
Curious she went to the inbox:
Ryuzaki- Hello
Light- I see you have finally learned the art of texting.
Ryuzaki- Yes Light-kun so it seems I'm more than just sensuality and flawless perfection.
Light- -_-…
Ryuzaki- Light-kun you seem to be giving me a blank stare. I hope I haven't offended you.
Light- Not at all I'm content with conversing with you. Though I still have to disagree with some of your principles…
Ryuzaki- My principles? Such as?
Light- Well the fact that you keep excreting your energy on me and forcing me to admit that I'm Kira.
Ryuzaki- Excreting my energy impressive way of putting it Light, though with all due respect you're hardly the use for my energy.
Light- Hah, you flatter me Ryuzaki
Light- What are you doing?
Ryuzaki- Trying to solve this riddle.
Light- What it is?
Ryuzaki- What came first the chicken or the egg?
Light- Ah, truly a mind boggler.
Ryuzaki- Clearly it was the chicken having evolved from Tyrannosaurs Rex itself.
Light- Really I was going for the egg.
Ryuzaki- 0_o Light-kun worries me…
Light-I worry you? Says the insomniac man with a diabetic's nightmare diet!
Ryuzaki- Ouch Light-kun… cruel intentions seem to suit you.
Light- Humph it just seems to add to my percentage of being Kira *grumbles off*
Ryuzaki- *grins manically* Yes Kira it is now 7%
Light- I'm quivering from the nerve you have to accuse me of such a heinous crime!
Ryuzaki- Heinous? Surely Light would bask in all his Kira-ness.
Light- Hahaha
Ryuzaki-Your sarcasm amuses me.
Light- I bet it does.
Misa struggled to read what they wrote and even more what they meant. Misa then sighed and put the phone back on the arm of the couch. She would never understand geniuses.
She also didn't understand that they were actually getting down to business:
Ryuzaki- Light-kun I'd like to skip this simple conversation and talk about more interesting topics.
Light- Go on…
Ryuzaki- *smiles innocently* I want you.
Light- *breathes in sharply*I want you too Ryuzaki
Ryuzaki- Well Light-kun now I don't have to hide my true intentions…are you free to "investigate" Kira with me?
Light- I am now.
Ryuzaki- I hope it also means I get to touch you
Light- Only if I can touch you too.
Ryuzaki- I want to touch you down there Light-kun.
Light- Mmm Ryuzaki what else will you do?
Ryuzaki- Probably suck it.
Light- RYUZAKI!
Ryuzaki- Then maybe I will stretch you out slowly with each finger then when you're ready I'll thrust into your tight hole.
Light- Oh god Ryuzaki, please!
Ryuzaki- Then you'll scream out my name as you cum.
Light- Ryuzaki! You made me hard I hope you're prepared for the consequences
Ryuzaki- Only if you prepared for me to cum inside of you.
Light- Oh my god! I think I just… I'm going to take a shower now.
Ryuzaki- Very well hope you think of me in there.
Light- You know I always do.
A/N: Yeah… that was pretty bad…oh well hope you enjoyed it.*failed*