21This is based on a series I created called " The Mary Sue Adventures". It's a story about two crazy fan girls who wreak havoc on their favorite videogame characters. Warning: This is pure crack/random humor! It's very entertaining though and I LOVE writing this stuff. I own Sue, Mary is property of another ;) You'll find out later if this all goes well!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Mario world, kingdom hearts, or Star Fox 64. ^^
"Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!"
"What?" Mary looked up from the videogame she was playing.
The girl who just entered the room was hopping up and down, her pale curls bouncing around her shoulders, "I bought something! Guess what it is?"
Mary looked thoughtful, "…dish soap? Cause we ran out last night."
"No silly!" Sue chirped and flopped down onto the couch, sending a pillow flying. She quickly pushed a brown bag onto Mary who pulled it onto her lap. She glanced down at it curiously. Hopefully it contained something sugary or explosive. She was getting bored. Ooh! Maybe it was a package of illegal fire works and some lemon heads!
Mary opened up the bag and peered inside. She reached in and pulled out the object, "This, is what you bought?"
Sue smiled at her, "Yes! Isn't it wonderful?"
Mary stared blankly at the thing in her lap, "…uh, what is it?"
The object was a small purple rock thing, shaped in a perfect square. It was pretty heavy and Mary wondered if under her pants, there was an indent on her skin.
"It's a magic box."
"….Oh."
Sue squealed, "Isn't it wonderful? The old guy at the yard sale said it was a magic wishing box."
"Aren't boxes supposed to be hollow?" Mary asked. Sue tapped the box on the side with a finger three times and the top opened up, "Oh…"
The inside of the box was…well, empty. Mary was a little disappointed at the lack of awesome and tossed it off her lap, accidently knocking over a vase on the table, "Whoops."
Sue ignored the sound of the vase crashing against the floor and peered inside the hollow part of the box thing, "He said if you whisper a wish into the open part it will come true." A mysterious song played in the background but no one seemed to hear it.
Mary stared at the box thing for a long time then grinned; she put the box up to her face and whispered into it. Suddenly there was a flash of light and a pie sat in Mary's lap. She grinned down at it, "SWEET! Freaking pie! Yes!"
Sue clapped her hands together happily, "See! See! Told you it was magic!"
Mary put the pie aside and looked thoughtful. Hmm…
Two Hours Later….
"I FEEL ALIVE!" Mary screamed as she reloaded her gun.
The kitchen was in a state of disarray, actually worse than that. It was like someone had set off about fifty explosives and peppered the refrigerator with bullets…actually that was exactly what happened.
"DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!" Mary screamed again and began firing at the cabinets causing dishes to fly out in pieces. As a bowl crashed near her feet she did a roll on the ground and began running upstairs.
Meanwhile Sue was enjoying herself watching Saturday night cartoons. Did I mean to say Saturday morning? Nope, Sue had wished for cartoons at night, and got exactly what she wanted. She was pretty happy, that was until Mary ran in screaming, guns blazing, exploding the T.V.
"Awwwwwwwww! You exploded the T.V!" Sue whined.
Mary quickly shut the door and dived under Sue's futon.
Sue flopped over the side of it and peered down underneath the bed curiously, "Whatcha doing?"
"Shh…the plants will hear you."
"What? I thought we only had plastic trees?"
"DO A BARREL ROLL!" Mary screamed. She ran out from under the bed and jumped out the window. Glass flew everywhere and Sue pulled a piece out of her arm, then she ran over to the window. She looked down, but Mary was nowhere in sight. Sue waited for a few minutes then skipped over to the cube lying on her bed to wish for a new television.
Mary spent the rest of the day blowing up the neighbor's garden gnomes. As she strapped a stick of dynamite to the last surviving gnome, a smiling guy wearing a blue vest, she heard a scream from inside her house. Sue! Mary quickly dashed out of the yard and into the house.
"MARY!" Sue stood in the living room, in front of a huge flat screen television (It was so not there before...who didn't see that coming? ). The bubbly girl was standing in front of the television her eyes bright.
Mary saw that nothing was wrong and began unloading the dynamite out of her sweatshirt, "What's up Sue?"
"I have a super great perfect idea~!"
"Does it involve cheese? Cause I'm lactose intolerant."
"You are?"
"No, not really."
"I HAVE THE GREATEST IDEA!" Sue squeaked again.
Mary sat on the couch, "Ooh! What is it? Can I bring Saix?"
"Who?"
Mary pulled out a stuffed blue dog out of nowhere (o.o).
"Sure."
:D "Yay!" Mary hugged her stuffed buddy, "Sooo, what's the big idea? Does it involve chaos? Strawberry icecream? Death then the reset button? OOH! I can finally see what it feels like to jump off the roof!"
"No and no. We have a roof?" Both girls grew silent and glanced upwards. Stars sparkled up above.
"That explains a lot," Mary mumbled, "I wondered why my crap kept getting wet."
"We are going to enter…one of my favorite videogames!" Sue screamed joyfully.
"Tetris?"
"No."
"Kingdom hearts 2?"
"No silly head! We did that last year."
FLASH BACK~~~
Vexen started for the basement, wearing a deep frown on his face. Why did it have to be him that was on laundry duty? No one knew how gross it was to clean twelve guy's under garments with his bare hands, thank goodness Larxene wore thongs, it was faster to get her stuff out of the way.
He went down the stairs, flicking on the dim basement light. He walked over to the washing machine past the huge tub of clothes that he had yet to wash.
Vexen began getting out the necessary soaps etc on the counter above the washing machine when he felt like he was being watched. He glanced behind him but saw nothing. Vexen shrugged and continued with what he was doing.
He failed to notice the fire engine red boxers swim up to the top of the tub of laundry. After awhile he turned to begin pulling out clothing to clean and froze. Suddenly the underwear reared up to greet him.
The old man began screaming and ran upstairs. "SUPERIOR! AXEL'S UNDERWEAR IS ALIVE!"
A head popped up out of the sea of clothing, red boxers on her head like a hat.
"Yawn…that was a nice nappy. But still so sweepy." Sue blinked sleepily and sunk down back into the laundry.
END OF FLASHBACK~~~
Mary sighed, "Ah...good times."
"The game is…" Sue continued…
Sue pulled out about five games from…out of nowhere...yeah, lets just not be surprised by that, "Mario games!"
"I thought you were talking about one game?"
"But they're all so great!" Sue sang, "I can't leave one out."
"Well…it does sound like fun." Mary began thinking about all the sweet chaos she could unleash upon the Mario world and grinned.
Sue already had the box out, "Which game is first?"
Mary grinned, "Lets just go for the whole universe, shall we?"
"Yay!"
Mario woke up at dawn to the smell of shroom cakes frying. His stomach rumbled softly and he quickly jumped out of bed and started downstairs.
Luigi was in the kitchen making cakes; he flipped one and nodded at Mario who had just entered the room, "Heya bro. Just cooking up some grub for the big day."
"Smells good Weegee." Mario took a seat at the table. Luigi sat the plate full of cakes onto the table and undid his green apron and sat across from his brother.
They both ate until they were full. There was a knocking at the door. Luigi stood up, "I got this bro! Be right back."
Mario waited at the table, sipping his milk. He heard his brother open the door then-Mario almost choked on his drink when he heard a scream.
"I'm coming Weegee!" He cried, and abandoned his seat. He quickly rushed to the door. Mario looked out and saw no one and was freaking out until he looked down. Luigi was curled up on the ground, trembling. A plastic toy arrow was stuck on his shirt, and his shoes were missing. Something was terribly wrong. Mario looked up at the blue sky wondering why there wasn't any grey clouds or storm sound effects. Something wasn't right at all…
Princess Peach Toadstool began her day eating a light breakfast and then hurrying to prepare the decorations for the party she was throwing later that night. As usual she was baking a lovely cake for her one special guest and the green guy who lived with him.
"Princess." Toadsworth entered the ballroom where Peach and her maids were hanging up some floral decorations, "We have a bit of a problem at hand."
Peach frowned at the old toad, "Yes, what is it?"
Bowser began his day eating a big bacon filled breakfast and gulping down an entire gallon of chocolate milk. He had some plans for his day as well, which involved Peach of course. He was, so far, in a great mood, that is until one of his kids ran into the dining room just as he finished eating.
"DAD!" Some psycho just ran off with my ball!" Lemmy cried.
"What?"
Bowser went to the courtyard and was startled to see most of his children looking up at someone who was standing on top of one of his statues. It was…a girl?
The girl with black hair covered in purple streaks, looked down at them with a wicked grin that would put most villains to shame. She was currently in possession of Lemmy's ball, holding it up in the air in front of her.
The koopalings that were gathered in the yard all looked up at the girl, different expressions of confusion on their faces.
She grinned down at them, her eyes flashing dangerously, "DODGE BALL!" She suddenly screamed and threw down the ball, hitting a nearby koopa troopa in the head with it, knocking him out. Mary (Who else would it be? Seriously!) cackled in triumph and stood up on the head of the statue, looking down at her audience.
"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?" Bowser yelled up at the girl who looked at him like she just noticed he was there.
"Mary." Mary said, "The great and wondrously awesome Mary. "
Bowser stared up at her for a long time then shook his head. He quickly ran inside the castle, "KAMMY! I NEED YOU PRONTO!"
An old magikoopa appeared in front of him, "Yes Lord Bowser?"
"HELP ME GET THIS LUNATIC OUT OF MY CASTLE!"
Kammy gave him a confused look but followed him out of the castle and into the courtyard. She was surprised to see a human girl standing on top of one of her lordship's statues, "Umm…who is this?"
"I don't know! Some crazy girl! Just get her out of here!"
The koopa sighed and summoned her broom. She flew up to Mary and hovered there, "You! Get down! King Bowser demands it!"
Mary stared at her for a long moment and made a face, "Eh. I don't want to."
Kammy glared. The nerve of this girl! "I will give you one more chance! NOW GET DOWN!"
"I don't wanna ya old haggy." The koopa's eye twitched.
Kammy screamed and tossed a spell Mary's way. Mary stepped aside in the knick of time and jumped onto another statue nearby, "I SHALL NEVER LEAVE! MWHAHA!"
MEANWHILE~~~
"Umm, who would you be?" Peach looked at the white haired girl who was sitting on top of the dining room table, sitting on a box of decorations.
"Hi! I'm Sue!" Sue said happily. Peach stared at the girl for a moment, mostly staring at the pair of brown shoes that were tied to the top of her head like some weird hat like ornament. A plastic child's bow was also in her hand as was a quiver of harmless toy arrows.
"What are you doing here…Sue?"
"I dunno," Sue shrugged and smiled, "I was just exploring."
"How did you get past the guards?"
"Heh! Dude this game is awesome!" Toad guard one screamed, looking down at a game boy.
"Whoever invented this is made of pure genius!" Toad two squealed.
"WOO HOO! I just caught a pidgey!"
"I actually don't remember." Sue replied cheerfully, "~Sooo, wanna hang out? I've always dreamed of meeting and being buds with a real live princess!"
"Umm...well, I was sort of busy with-"
"YAY! LETS GO!" Sue screamed happily and grabbed onto Peach, dragging her out of the room allowing her no time to protest. The princess sighed and went along with the girl before she was dragged to death. What a truly odd person…
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!" Mary screamed as she jumped onto the next Bowser statue, this one spewing water out of its mouth like a fountain.
Kammy glared daggers at the human girl. This was absolutely ridiculous! How was it that EVERY spell she cast, was easily avoided by the girl? And why was it that the girl seemed to radiate with magical energy? She was more astounded and annoyed when the girl suddenly held a grappling hook gun in her hand, and shot it at a far off statue. Mary released the trigger and was instantly pulled onto the statue she had shot. She gave the baffled magikoopa a wide grin.
Bowser watched all this from his place on the ground with his kids who watched the two like they were watching television. More minions were now gathered in the yard also watching this odd sight.
There were screams, some on Mary's part, and other's of a frustrated Kammy, that was waking up everyone sleeping in, in the castle. And yes, some are allowed to, mostly those who are 'retired'.
Kamek was enjoying a nice rest when he heard a loud scream outside. He quickly sat up and sat very still, listening. He heard another scream and what sounded like loud cursing, and got out of bed. What the heck was going on?
He stepped outside minutes later to see a huge crowd of koopa's and goombas, including Lord Bowser and his children. Kamek pushed past a hefty koopa and managed to reach Bowser in the crowd, "What is going on Lord Bowser?" he asked.
Bowser looked down, "Yes! About time you got down here! Kammy is not helping the situation."
He then heard the sound of magic began cast and looked up. He saw a very angry looking Kammy firing bolts of magic at a girl who was standing atop one of Bowser's statues.
"Who is that?" Kamek wondered aloud.
Bowser grumbled, "Mary. She just randomly appears and starts wreaking havoc on my morning."
"Ah."
There was silence as they both watched the girl and Kammy yell at one another then, "Well? Aren't you going TO HELP?" Bowser glared down at him.
Kamek quickly summoned his broom and mounted it in a hurry. He took to the air and flew to where Kammy was fuming; her glasses crooked on her face, her once tidy hair a mess. She didn't seem to notice her old rival and was glaring hatefully at the girl named Mary who was currently sticking her tongue out in response.
"ARGH! I'M GOING TO KILL THAT GIRL!" Kammy suddenly screamed and began attacking again.
Kamek watched, feeling amused for some reason, and then realized he should help and started after Kammy who was chasing after the girl, who was jumping from statue to statue gleefully.
This was officially the weirdest day ever…
MWHAHAHA! IT HAS BEGUN! Ahem…calming down…Ok! Welcome to the Mary Sue Adventures: Mario version! This is just a taste of the crazy! Review and I will create more. I will only continue if I get good feed back on this chapter! Tell me what ya think! O.O Man, this chapter was sooo fun to write! You have no idea! :D