3welcome to another serial killers and friends! where theres blood,beer,lollipops,possesed dolls,mask,dudes that look like pizza(freddy),and people! enjoy!
Blade: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY WERE GOING TO THE BEACH! I cant stand being in a house full of serial killers fighting.
Jason: *Hands note to Blade*
Blade: I dont care if your afraid of water you dont have to go in!
Chucky: Geez jason baby much?
Jason: *kicks chucky*
Everyone: *watches Chucky fly across the room*
Tiffany: You a**whole.
Freddy: Why is it funny to see a possesed doll fly across the room?
Blade: Why is it funny to see a guy who looks like pizza?
Freddy:...
*AT THE BEACH:
Avenged sevenfold: HEY EVERYBODY!
Blade: Hey Jimmy(R.I.P!) did you catch your stallion duck?
The Rev(jimmy): *Hanges head* No.
Michael: *Stabs a seagull and takes off clothes except for mask* (YES HE'S IN SWIM TRUNKS!)
Glen: Blade will you help me make a sand castle?
Blade: Sure let me just go get wet okay?
Glen: *nods*
Blade *walks towards the ocean.* YAY!
Jason: *Picks Blade up bridal style and runs away from the ocean*
Blade: JASON PUT ME DOWN!
Jason: *shakes head*
Tiffany: Um Blade sweet face i think jason thinks your going to drown.
Blade: *sighs* I'm not going to drown now put me down or i'm going to kill you!
Michael: *sits on towel*
Jason: *puts blade down*
The rev: BLAAAAAAAADE! did you bring beer?
Blade: No.
The rev: I HATE YOU FOREVER!
:Jimmy doesnt mean it he just loves beer he'll be hugging you in a hour.
Blade: okaaay...
Tiffany: Chucky lets go in the water!
Chucky: *mumbles*
Michael: *Spots a girl* *(slipknots song the nameless plays)*
Blade: MICHAELS IN LOVE AND ITS NOT WITH ME! GO GET HER MICHAEL!
Michael:...N-no!
Everyone: WHAT THE F*CK YOU CAN TALK!
Michael: I guess i can! Blade sorry but i dont love you anymore i'm going to talk to that girl! *Races off*
Blade: I NEVER LIKED YOU!
Jason: D-d-do you like me?
Blade: Not again!
Jason: *takes off shirt* I'M HOT!
Freddy: No your not
Blade/Jason: *Punch freddy in the crotch*
Freddy: *Grabs crotch and moans* Ow
Glen: Hahaha freddy you deserved it!
Freddy: Shut up kid or else i'll kill you in your dreams
Blade: *growls* You lay a finger/claw on glen i swear to god freddy i will send you to hell for eternity!
freddy: *Craps pants*
Jason: *laughs*
Michael: GUYS! this is Victoria!
Victoria: Hi
Michael: BLAAAADE CAN SHE MOVE IN WITH US!
Blade: Sure, but your sharing a room with michael!
so i'm back! hope you liked this i was bored sooo