MNFBWolf: Yay another story! This one is for my friend Neko. I hope she likes it as well as everyone else.
Robin: I sure they will but Author-san aren't you forgetting something?
MNFBWolf: Shut up that doesn't make me happy at all! (she giggles and blushes in the background)
Robin: …
MNFBWolf: This Story has swearing and light yaoi which is boy and boy. If you don't like, don't read, and don't flame. The only person I allow flames from is Portgas D. Ace (because he hot like that.)
Robin: … …
MNFBWolf: Alright, (Sigh) I do not own One Piece because if I did, Neko and I would have added a lot more smut and violence.
Robin: Good job! Enjoy!

Zoro walked into the kitchen confidently and was greeted immediately with a foot to the face.

"Get the fuck out of my kitchen Marimo!" Sanji seethed.

"Shove it Dartbrow. I just want some damn sake," Zoro growled while dodging another kick.

"You're not gettin' any Shitty Swordsman!" Another kick was given and Zoro dodged it with ease. Now Sanji was really getting pissed. The shit head had yet to draw a sword and was dodging with ease. The cook did a spin kick, which was dodged, one again.

The 'fight' continued, but all of a sudden the cook was pinned against the wall with Zoro kissing him. After a moment the swordsman released his captive and headed out of the kitchen with the bottle of sake he came for.

Sanji was frozen to the spot thinking something in between 'What the fuck?' and 'Damn, that was hot'. He pulled a cigarette and lit it with a shaky hand. Though for once he wasn't sure if it was helping or not.

Meanwhile outside, Zoro leaned against the mast resting in the sunlight. He had yet to take a swig of liquor because he wanted to savor the cooks taste a little longer. After a minute or so he took a drink, and smiled at the thought of the best kitchen run he's ever had. 'Definitely worth it,' he smirked to himself.

Up in the girl's room were two giggling girls who had witnessed the whole show. "It's about time!" Nami squealed. Robin agreed as they cooed over the photos they had taken.

MNFBWolf: Yays I did it.
Nami: And I have photos to prove it! ;)
Robin: So reviewers might get a photo or two. :D
MNFBWolf: So please review! (She passes out from exhaustion.)