I'm back~! Today I just got a VK drama CD, so sorry this chapter is so short, I just had to listen to it~! It's mainly talking and essays, but they're Yuuki's essays, so they'll be good, trust me. Now, disclaimer time~!
Disclaimer: I may own VK, but only if I own both Oyasumi sets, which I don't! I also don't own Yuuki's test answers. Well, one of them, but...
"Well, um, the Chairman should have you doing school work now, right?" I asked hesitantly.
"...Right," Yuuki answered.
"Well," I started "could I check your answer?"
"Sure~," she said in a Chairman-like tone.
"What's it about?"
"We need to explain what a phrase of our choice means."
"Huh. You shouldn't be able to screw up too bad at that."
I read it. You would not believe what it said. Here goes.
'A turtle makes progress when it sticks it's neck out'
'This quote means that if you help out instead of keeping to yourself, you can make some progress. For example, if you help the enviroment, it will make some progress, or some shit like that...' (A/N These are actual essay answers given by children that I found on the internet. Wait, that sounded creepy. Gah!)
"Wait... WHAT?" I yelled. "YOU CAN'T SAY 'SHIT' IN AN ESSAY! YOU'LL GET A REALLY LOW SCORE AND NOW YOU'RE JUST ACTING LIKE KANA-PYON! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Nothing, I just don't exactly know what it mea-"
"THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN THIS ONE! GET BACK OUT THERE AND CHOOSE AN EASIER IDIOM, SUCH AS 'YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS'! NOW!"
"Only if you stop speaking on caps lock, mum."
"I have no idea what you are talking about, Yuuki. As a matter of fact I am not your mother, nor am I older than you. And speaking with a keyboard is impossible, unless we're in some kind of 'story'."
"Anyway," I calmed down an started talking "I'll just give Kana-pyon her medicine. She should only take another couple of days to heal."
"I'll just work on a different essay, then," Yuuki said, sounding very scared. Anime scared, you know?
1 hour later
Yuuki came back into the room with another finished essay. This one was for something you want to learn about.
"Okay," I sighed, "let me proof read."
'I want to learn about the Milky Way, because ever since I ate the chocolate ber of it, I've been wondering.'
"You know what?" I said. "I can see the Chairman giving you 100% for this. Good work."
1 essay completion later
"This one's about what you'd say to get the thing you want the most."
'Pwease? Zewo? Kaname-chama? Pwease kish? Fow me? Hey wook! There'sh a Pikachu! He wantsh you two to kish! Okei?'
'Oh, um, translation for "Daddy"? Please? Zero? Kaname-sama? Please kiss? For me? Hey, look! It's a Pikachu! He wants you two to kiss! Okay?'(A/N Duh! Of course this is the one I made up! Do you really think a normal kid would have this in an essay?)
"Hm, smart," I started "but I prefer ZeroxShiki. But that's just me."
"Oh!" Yuuki was in shock; Kana-pyon just woke. "Um, could you read this? I wrote it before knew you were a girl..."
She showed him some ZeroxKana-pyon doujinshi. It looked terrible. I wonder what Kana-pyon thought of it...
So, was this chapter good? I'm not asking for reviews, but if I get too much meaniness then I'll be happy! The way my mind works is strange! *is listening to akatsuki-kun's (really smexy) voice on the drama cd* Oh... Now Yuuki's lecturing Aidou. So fun to listen to... I prefered Akatsuki-kun's voice... Oh, well... I'll see you next chapter! Haha, Zero just tried to shoot Aidou...