3[[A/N: This is a parody of "That Don't Impress me Much" by Shania Twain, featuring references to numerous wrestlers, some of whom I'm not that fussed over... and others who I'd happily bang given the chance xDD When I wrote this it was 12:30am and I was tired, bored - plus my brain was full of filthy, dirty thoughts xD To those of you who know me, this is probably the tamest thing I've done in days, but oh well... ;) I don't know whether this is pure stupidity to everyone else but me, but I think it's funny and I hope you can get a laugh out of it.]]
I've known a few guys
Who thought they were pretty hot
But you've got being cocky down to an art
You think you're a genius
You think you're worth the gold
You're a regular original
A wannabe
/
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you'll win the belt...
/
Okay, so you're Dolph Ziggler?
That don't impress me much
So you can Zig Zag
But you can't Future Shock?
Now don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you're pretty "naice"
But that won't keep me
Warm in the middle of my bed
That don't impress me much
/
I never knew a guy
Who carried oil in his pocket
And a comb down his boot
Just in case
And all those squats you do, well
They're getting pretty pointless
McSexycutty's ass is still better than yours
/
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're a champion...
/
Okay, so you're Wade Barrett?
That don't impress me much
So you got the Wasteland
But not the LeBell Lock?
Now don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you gotta sexy voice
But that won't get me
Hot in the middle of the table
That don't impress me much
/
You're one of those guys
Who likes to iron his trunks
You make me wash my hands twice
Before I can slide them in
I can't believe you kiss your weights good night
C'mon baby tell me
You must be jokin', right?
/
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're a superstar...
/
Okay, so you're Randy Orton?
That don't impress me much
You might have muscles but
You're no CM Punk!
Now don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me
Warm in the middle of the floor
That don't impress me much
/
You think you're fly
But you're not "Air Bourne"
Now don't get me wrong
Yeah I kinda like your smile
But that won't keep me
Warm on those long, cold, lonely nights
That don't impress me much
/
Okay
So what do you think
You're "awesome" or something?
Whatever
That don't impress me
[[A/N: Note: No tables, beds, floors or wrestlers were harmed during the creation of this parody... Except for McSexycutty, I might've spanked his ass pretty hard a few times XD
If you didn't get some of the references I'd be confused but oh well... I think it should be pretty obvious which mentioned wrestlers I am either indifferent to, or am a huge fan of - at least, if you're a Facebook friend of mine ;) Don't know if there'll be any more parodies coming from my twisted mind as of yet, though I have plenty of other ideas in mind. Hope you enjoyed this product of my insanity, don't forget to review ;D]]