[[A/N: This is a parody of "That Don't Impress me Much" by Shania Twain, featuring references to numerous wrestlers, some of whom I'm not that fussed over... and others who I'd happily bang given the chance xDD When I wrote this it was 12:30am and I was tired, bored - plus my brain was full of filthy, dirty thoughts xD To those of you who know me, this is probably the tamest thing I've done in days, but oh well... ;) I don't know whether this is pure stupidity to everyone else but me, but I think it's funny and I hope you can get a laugh out of it.]]


I've known a few guys

Who thought they were pretty hot

But you've got being cocky down to an art

You think you're a genius

You think you're worth the gold

You're a regular original

A wannabe

/

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you'll win the belt...

/

Okay, so you're Dolph Ziggler?

That don't impress me much

So you can Zig Zag

But you can't Future Shock?

Now don't get me wrong

Yeah I think you're pretty "naice"

But that won't keep me

Warm in the middle of my bed

That don't impress me much

/

I never knew a guy

Who carried oil in his pocket

And a comb down his boot

Just in case

And all those squats you do, well

They're getting pretty pointless

McSexycutty's ass is still better than yours

/

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're a champion...

/

Okay, so you're Wade Barrett?

That don't impress me much

So you got the Wasteland

But not the LeBell Lock?

Now don't get me wrong

Yeah I think you gotta sexy voice

But that won't get me

Hot in the middle of the table

That don't impress me much

/

You're one of those guys

Who likes to iron his trunks

You make me wash my hands twice

Before I can slide them in

I can't believe you kiss your weights good night

C'mon baby tell me

You must be jokin', right?

/

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're a superstar...

/

Okay, so you're Randy Orton?

That don't impress me much

You might have muscles but

You're no CM Punk!

Now don't get me wrong

Yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me

Warm in the middle of the floor

That don't impress me much

/

You think you're fly

But you're not "Air Bourne"

Now don't get me wrong

Yeah I kinda like your smile

But that won't keep me

Warm on those long, cold, lonely nights

That don't impress me much

/

Okay

So what do you think

You're "awesome" or something?

Whatever

That don't impress me


[[A/N: Note: No tables, beds, floors or wrestlers were harmed during the creation of this parody... Except for McSexycutty, I might've spanked his ass pretty hard a few times XD

If you didn't get some of the references I'd be confused but oh well... I think it should be pretty obvious which mentioned wrestlers I am either indifferent to, or am a huge fan of - at least, if you're a Facebook friend of mine ;) Don't know if there'll be any more parodies coming from my twisted mind as of yet, though I have plenty of other ideas in mind. Hope you enjoyed this product of my insanity, don't forget to review ;D]]