Disclaimer: It's a one-shot. Is it even worth making me say it?

"Moony, where are we?"

"The science museum. Didn't you see the sign?"

"Oh. I thought it said S. O. B. is a sexy beast."

"Sirius, you do realize S.O.B. stands for son of a bitch, right?"

"So? You do realize my mummy dearest is a bitch, right?"

-beat-

"Point taken."

AN: Short, stupid and kinda random. I got this idea on the way home from vacation. So I wrote it. :P admit it, y'all love me. I love reviews and having people read my other stories. So click the button to review then the link to my profile. Please?