"Kuro-rin?"

"What?"

"Have you ever kissed anybody?"

"..."

"Oooh! Kuro-pii HAS kissed somebody! Tell me, Kuro-chan, which maiden have you tainted? Perhaps your princess back home...?"

"Idiot! I haven't "tainted" anybody."

"You haven't? Does that mean you haven't kissed anybody?

"Uh - well..."

"Kuro-woof is chaste! Maybe because he is so manly all the ladies are frightened of him."

"Moron."

"Kuro-rin?"

"What?"

"Do you want to know what it feels like to kiss somebody?"

"Oi. Don't get so close to me."

"You're blushing."

"A-am not!"

"Stop me... I'm getting closer."

"G-get away from me, mage."

"You're adorable when you blush."

"I'm never adorable."

"I'll bet you'll be even more adorable after you've been kissed too."

"What?"

"..."

"..!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"... Mmm..."

"Mmm? I made you moan, Kuro-blush."

"..."

"I was right. You are more adorable after you've been kissed."

"Get away from me, stupid mage."

"I'm going to kiss you again. Get ready for some tongue this time, Kuro-shy."

"Like hell you are."

"Stop me then. I'm leaning in..."

"..."

"Kuro-nervous, are you sure you want this?"

"..."

"Kuro?"

"..."

"..!"

"..."

"..."

"mmm... "

"...nngh."

"..."

"..."

"Hyuu~! Kuro-puu took the initiative this time!"

"..."

"What did you think of your first two kisses, Kuro-daddy?"

"...t...ste..."

"Mmm?"

"Taste... you taste good, mage."

"..."

"Who's blushing now?"

"..."

"Mmm?"

"Mommy wants to kiss you again, Kuro-sama."

"Be my guest."