3Snoopy happily danced through his own guest room. Here he was, a beagle on a crusie. He had always wanted to go on one of those, and his dream had finally come true! He was a real seadog!
(To the tune of "The Crew Song")
Snoopy: A seadog's life is the life for me
There isn't a thing I'd rather be
This is the cleanest water I've ever seen
Cause instead of salt, it is full of chlorine!
"Valet," he pretended to call. When no one answered, he gave a loud WOOF.
Charlie Brown stumbled in carrying a stack of suitcases.
"Honestly, Snoopy," the boy panted, "how and where did you get all this luggage in such a short amount of time?"
Snoopy ignored him and continued dancing around the room, lost in his thoughts.
"What a life this is!" Snoopy thought to himself. "Out here, a dog can really be himself! Yes, it's the perfect simulation of the open seas! I don't believe I've ever been happier!"
He threw his arms out happily and knocked Charlie Brown and the pile of suitcases over.
Still ignoring Charlie Brown (who was trapped under the luggage), Snoopy danced out into the hallway.
Snoopy: I am in quite the seafaring mood
The only thing I'd like more is some food
I am just itchin'
To check out the ship's kitchen
Oh, a seadog's life is one for me!
Charlie Brown sighed.
Skipping down the halls, Snoopy ran into Hobbes, who was the only animal who could "talk" to him.
"Have you seen Calvin?" Hobbes asked the beagle.
"Why, no, I haven't," thought Snoopy. "I've been busy looking at my room, you see. I just wish my valet wasn't so clumsy."
"Your valet?"
"Yes, you know, that round-headed kid who feeds me."
Hobbes groaned. "Snoopy, he's...oh, never mind. I have to go find Calvin. He has a secret plan to soak Susie."
Snoopy raised an eyebrow. "If it's a secret plan, why are you telling me?"
"You can't talk," shrugged Hobbes.
"I suppose that's true," Snoopy nodded. "I shouldn't be surprised at Calvin, anyhow. After all..."
(To the tune of "There'll Always Be a Lady Fair")
Snoopy: If there's one thing that this camp is not
Normal would be the word
Hobbes: Someone's always taking their shot
At doing something absurd
Snoopy: It looks like it is Calvin's turn
To pull some wacky stunt
Hobbes: And through it all, we stick it out
Both: We are thankful to the runt
There will always be something afoot
Whether for bad or whether for good
There'll always be something afoot
So we will not get bored
There will always be a prank to pull
Whenever things are starting to get dull
There'll always be something afoot
That cannot be ignored!
With a wave to Snoopy, Hobbes continued on his search.
Charlie Brown, meanwhile, groaned and crawled out from the pile of luggage. Jonny walked over, while carrying Plank.
"What's wrong, Charlie Brown?" Jonny asked him.
"I'm being bossed around by my own dog," Charlie Brown sighed. "I've been low before, but this is just sad."
"Yeah, I know how you feel," said Jonny. "Plank keeps me on a pretty short leash. Does that make you feel any better?"
"Not really..."
Hobbes continued his search for Calvin. As he was looking through one of the bathrooms, he heard the loud, cantankerous voice of Eddy from down the hall.
"It's taking too long!" Eddy was shouting.
"We're almost done," came Jason's voice. "Basically, all we need to do now is wait for the fog to clear."
"And how long is that going to take?" snapped Eddy.
"A few more minutes," came Marcus's voice.
Eddy growled and stomped by Hobbes, who had stopped to listen. Hobbes walked over to Jason and Marcus, who were gazing out the window.
"Man, he really wants this scam to work," said Hobbes. "I sense that the kids are getting bored, aren't they?"
"I got that feeling," said Marcus.
"We told him we were almost done," said Jason. "He's just too impatient."
At that moment, Calvin came rushing in and hid behind Hobbes.
The tiger smiled. "How's the plan going?"
"Worse than ever!" moaned Calvin. "I'm worried she's after me! She probably thinks I'm shy or something! Every time I get the mood set up, someone comes around the corner and I can't follow through! What am I gonna do?"
"What are you talking about?" asked Jason.
Calvin and Hobbes explained Calvin's plan and how he needed to set the right mood to catch Susie offguard.
"Interesting," said Marcus. "And a little disgusting. I suppose we can help."
"Yeah," said Jason, "what are friends for?"
(To the tune of "Friendship")
Jason: If you get scratched by a cat
I'd make it scat
Marcus: If you're ever on limb
Call on him (and me)
Calvin: If you're the winner of a giant scrap
I would clap
All: It's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect blendship
When other friendships have blown a fuse
Ours will never lose
Laddle-laddle-laddle
Oink oink oink
Calvin: If you're ever feeling down
We'll hit the town
Marcus: If you ever get all mauled
We'll have called
Hobbes: If I ever get the urge to eat people fast
I'll eat you last
All: That's friendship, friendship
Just the perfect blendship
When other friendships are down and out
You'll still hear us shout!
Laddle-laddle-laddle
Yeah yeah yeah
"Just leave it to us, Calvin!" cried Jason. "In a few minutes, things will be so romantic, it'll make all of us sick!
All: When other friendships have gone kapoot
Ours will still be good!
Yes it will!