29That's it. It's time I embrace my true brony-ness and write my own Pony fic. Hope everyone likes it, yadda yadda.
Ah, Equestria. Such a beautiful land. Peace and harmony reigned supreme, whenever there wasn't something evil trying to take over and cause chaos. The usual stuff.
Still, there was a certain trio was not satisfied. The Cutie Mark Crusaders, of course, were looking for their cutie marks, and were not going to let anything stop them! As always.
Apple Bloom sighed. "Well, the doctor idea didn't work out. What's next, Crusaders?"
Scootaloo threw her little hooves in the air. "I don't know, I don't know, I DON'T KNOW!"
"Calm down," urged Sweetie Belle. "We can't get our cutie marks by freaking out…or can we?"
Pinkie Pie hopped over, cheerfully. "I'd like to see that! Let's freak out together!"
Apple Bloom collapsed on the ground. "No thanks, Pinkie Pie. This isn't a game. We really, really, really, wanna get our cutie marks."
(To the tune of "I've Got a Dream" from Tangled(
Apple Bloom: We've tried dancing, animation
Cooking and aviation
We've even tried out zookeeping and knitting
But despite try after try
We can't help but sit and cry
We just can't find a cutie mark that's fitting
Can't you just see something on my poor bare tushie
Until then, we're all stuck in the dark
We keep dreaming of the day when we finally all can say
We've really got our own cutie marks
All Three: Our cutie marks
Our cutie marks
Apple Bloom: Maybe I have a knack for building arks?
Maybe I was a born painter
Or a sailor or a saint or
Who knows, I've gotta find my cutie mark
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Scootaloo: Though I do look pretty cuddly
That girly stuff ain't for me
But I still want a mark to make me cuter
Oh, to get one is my dream
I am about ready to scream
Maybe my mark is all about my scooter
Maybe I was meant to be a famous racer
Dashing all around out for a lark
But I've raced for quite a while
I have made it my own style
And even now there is no cutie mark
All Three: Our cutie marks
Our cutie marks
Scootaloo: I have left so many tracks out in the park
But despite my constant zooming
All I've got is failure looming
I guess that it won't get a cutie mark
Sweetie Belle: There was that time we were salesponies
Apple Bloom: Or that time we explored in the woods
Sweetie Belle: Tried panning for gold
Apple Bloom: Volunteering for the old
All Three: Looked for oil
All that toil
Left us with bruises and boils
Scootaloo: And don't get us started on the carnival…
Sweetie Belle: I've been told I'm good at singing
But the stage fright is stinging
So then I tried my hooves out on some sewing
But the clothes could not be worn
Cause the fabric got all torn
I really should have sensed the trouble brewing
Our cutie marks
Our cutie marks
I wanna think and really make some sparks
I feel that it is my duty
To prove that I'm a real cutie
And finally get my dear cutie mark!
Scootaloo and Apple Bloom: Our cutie marks
Sweetie Belle: Our cutie marks
Scootaloo and Apple Bloom: Our cutie marks
Sweetie Belle: Our cutie marks
All Three: We want something that makes the ponies hark
And all the dogs bark
Apple Bloom: So we'll just have to keep going
Scootaloo: Keep our winds of fury blowing
Sweetie Belle: Until we find our precious cutie marks
Apple Bloom: Our cutie marks
Sweetie Belle: Our cutie marks
Scootaloo: Our cutie marks
Apple Bloom: Our cutie marks
Sweetie Belle: Our cutie marks
Scootaloo: Our cutie marks
All Three: Until we find our precious cutie marks!
Yeah!
"I know something you haven't tried…" said Pinkie Pie, in a sing-song sort of voice.
"WHAT?" the trio cried eagerly.
"Musical theater!" Pinkie Pie happily replied.
The trio looked crestfallen.
"We did too try musical theater!" whined Scootaloo. "Remember the talent show?"
"That wasn't real theater," said Pinkie Pie. "I mean a full story with songs and everything! I love musicals! I wish life was like one."
Apple Bloom considered reminding Pinkie Pie of the song they had just performed, but decided not to.
"I have a ton of scripts in my room!" said Pinkie Pie. "I got them at somepony's garage sale, but I haven't had time to read them yet! Come on!"
The Cutie Mark Crusaders hurried after Pinkie Pie. This could be it!