A/N: this is partly an exerpt from my Twins story, but then it goes right into madness!

Dear diary-
Alex: Journal!
Danny: Whatever! Anyway, JAZZ told us we needed to 'relieve our stress' and chucked this at us.
Alex: 'So let's write in it!' we thought.
Danny: No, she threatened us with toast.
Alex: No, she threatened YOU with toast. YOU threatened me with my one and only weakness.
Danny: Bunnies?
Alex: DON'T SAY THAT! They smell your fear...
Danny: ... Are we talking about the cute, fluffy puff balls?
Alex: On the outside, yes, but inside, they're VAMPIRES!
Danny: ... So Diary-
Alex: JOURNAL!
Danny: WHATEVER! The only reason you HAVE us talking like this is because Tuck made it so whatever we say to you, it's written down, never to be erased, and sent to him.
Alex: Basically, he wants blackmail.
Danny: Bunnies.
Alex: VAMPIRES!
Danny: Never gets old.

alex: ok so besides the fact that my brother loves torturing me. Nothing new has come up recently
danny: unless u count the ghost powers
Alex:yeah there is always that

stelo: Hey Mr. I-Hate-Toast!
Danny: Why not pick on Alex?
stelo: He's better looking, funnier, and AWESOMER!
Danny: *frown*

Alex:i am pretty awesome aren't I?
vfr: u got that right. U better be since I created u!
danny:hey wait a second!
Alex:who are u two? This is our journal!
Vfr:why we are the authors

Danny: ok well besides the fact that two girls just popped into our room ... everything is good
Alex:yeah danny and i have picked names for ourselves too
Danny:oh yeah! I'm Danny phantom
Alex: and I'm Alex wraith!
Danny:not bad huh?
Alex: Well we don't have EVERYTHING down. But we can fight ghosts now
danny:yeah. So we still fall through floors on occasion
Alex:and turn invisivble
Danny:and pass out often
alex:so we are still amateurs but we are almost there!

Stelo: Hi fake Danny!
Danny: Hi me! Hi Stelo!
Stelo: ...Hi Sam! Hi Tuck!
Danny: HEY!
Stelo: ... Fake Danny is better.

Danny and alex:we arent fake!

Stelo: Sorry. Hi alternate universe Danny and Alex!

Alex:(gives us weird looks) ok...
Danny:may be we can put them in the thermos...
alex: that thing doesnt work yet dude
Danny: oh

stelo:XD HA!
Danny: Here take this!*throws them a thermos*
stelo: HEY!

Alex: o.O are u from the future?

Danny: No I'm from a different dimension.

Danny:ooo. (Poke).
other danny: will u quit that!
Alex:wow. Ur other self is grumpy
danny:wheres the "other Alex"?
vfr: ...stelo? U wanna take that one? Or should i?

stelo: I will... Alex,... YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU!

Alex: u mean i dont exist! Aaaaaah!
danny: oh great. Now u have him panicking
alex:aaaaah

stelo: No it means you WAY more unique than Danny... No offense Alt. Danny.
Danny: WHAT ABOUT ME?
Me: ... Nah!

Alex:(sniffle) unique is good
danny: ur just sayin that cuz Sam would whip ur butt if u didn't
Vfr: hey!. Dont knock girlpower!

A/N:sorry for all the grammar problems. this was originaly a PM so that's why