5Thanks to the encouragement of my partner in crime-I have decided to start writing a sequel to Bitter! And thankfully, my partner in crime is also helping write this! {Thanks Alice!} So I'll/ We'll hopefully finish this. [Multi-chapters are my kryptonite in writing!]
Disclaimer-
KraZiie-Miss J.K. Rowling, can we have the Harry Potter rights?
JKR-No.
KraZiie-awww….-takes out a cupcake- how about now?
The day you get Married is a day you're supposed to remember for the rest of your life. A day of bliss and excitement. You've just committed to staying with one person for the rest of your life. You're going to have kids with each other, live together, sleep together, and die together…
For Me, you see, this doesn't count. I happen to be married, but not very happily. My bride is the best friend of someone I love. Now, don't look at me like that. It just happened…
Ok, I know that line is used a lot, but I'm serious! It just happened! Don't believe me? Fine, don't. But it did. Never did I imagine that I would ever think of Ginny Weasely in a way that's romantic, and what's even more unimaginable, is that I'm truly in love with her best friend, Hermione Granger.
Why'd I pick Ginny? Because, don't you dare laugh, Hermione didn't share my feelings. How do I know? Simple observation! She never even looked at me! Never! And I'm not exaggerating. Okay…she looked at me like once, but she turned right around and ran away! That is not how you go about with someone you like, and I mean on every level. She doesn't just not like me in a romantic sense like I like her-she can't stand me. Which is a lot worse…
Thankfully, her friend Ginny came around and we started talking about this and that. It was nice because she helped cheer me up whenever I was down about Hermione's obvious distaste for me. Ginny's a nice girl, though her love for the Holy Head Harpies is a bit much, she even has bras of them-I saw them accidently! Don't give me that look! But I just don't like her that way…which is bad…because I married her… yeaaaaah… okay, you can give me that look…I know…
The marriage proposal itself was messed up. It was one of those Fridays where nothing went right for me, and she-unannounced-came in with a bunch of bottles of Fire Whiskey, and declared that it was 'Party Time'. Odd how the party was just us, but I could never pass up free alcohol-especially Fire Whiskey, so we did indeed party.
And Party…
And Party…
And Party..
And had sex…
And Partied some more…
Yeah…I know…I suck…
I don't remember much of the night (pretty depressing, I'm well known for mind blowing experiences and forgetting my half of it is a bit unsettling…) but I do know it happened… Red's belly bump a few weeks later was evidence enough.
So I proposed.
It was the right thing to do…
So we planned a wedding, invited all our friends and family (well, mostly HER friends and family, my mother refused to come and since father was in Azkaban, he wasn't coming either), and got married on a cool May day. Thankfully it was a relatively 'small' wedding-small meaning everyone BUT the Media was invited, which I was fine with, no Rita Skeeter and her Pen of Doom…
She even invited her ex, Potter-probably to show him that she had upgraded or something, his new girlfriend, an American witch who looked a lot like my late aunt Bella, my godfather, Severus-yes, he survived, I can thank Hermione for that one, oh and speaking of stubborn minded, insufferable and adorable know-it-alls, my Darling Fiancé, made Hermione Granger her Maid of Honor…just peachy…
So for about an hour, I had to stand in the back of the Burrow, standing next to an ancient relic of an official from the Ministry, observed by a gaggle of people I don't know very well, and stare at an angel in light peach who was not two feet away-while I married a mere mortal in white…
Dear Fates, I really hate you. Hope you choke on your giggles,
Love,Draco Malfoy
Hope you liked it! I've been sick, sorry. I'll try to update my other stories, and I'll write the one shots I promised some of you a LOOOOONG time ago [I've got at least ten new ones though so maybe some of you wont mind…]
So, read, review, live, laugh, and eat cauldron cakes to your hearts content! Til next time!