Seven books in Seven Chapters- Book 6

This is a summary/ parody Harry Potter thingy. You decide which one.

Oh, yeah. I don't own Harry Potter. Once I did... then I woke up.

"This mystery book is the property of the half-blood Prince!"

"Hey Harry. Dumbledore here. Voldemort has Horcruxes. All right, time for Snape to kill me."

"Avada Kedavra!"

"Harry Potter is ENRAGED!"

"I, Snape, am the half-blood Prince!"

"Well, I don't like the Prince anymore."

"TO SUMMARIZE: Dumbledore died. Nothing else of importance happened this year."