I couldn't believe it! Movie star Spongebob Squarepants was here! He was here, at Hogwarts, and we were sooooo going to hook up. I dashed over to him, leaving Ron and Harry staring at me in awe. "Spongebob!" I cried. He turned towards me, and I saw a sparkle in his eyes…he liked me! I could tell! I leaped into his arms and he kissed me. I could only imagine Ron's face, and for a second felt guilty. Nahh. Guilt was for suckers. I had Spongebob Squarepants!